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It was recess. Genis and Lloyd had just finished lunch when Genis had a thought.
"Lloyd, have you ever realized and you and Sheena could be related?" Genis asked.
"No way! We're totally different" Lloyd replied.
"Well Sheena is close to your age and she isn't really from Mizuho, she was found in the forest" Genis said.
Suddenly Colette fell out of the closest tree.
"He's right! I bet Anna had purple hair and was Japanese" Colette said.
"Besides, think of Sailor Moon. Where Serena, a blonde, marries Darien, a raven, and conceives a PINK haired baby named Rini.
"Sheena would be better off having her last name being Aurion than Fujibayashi due to spelling issues." Zelos suddenly said.
"Where's you come from?" Lloyd asked.
"I here to check out Raine" Zelos said.
"Leave my sister alone!" Genis blurted.
"After losing Anna and Lloyd, Kratos might've thought that he wasn't a good father and left Sheena in a forest which just happened to be Mizuho BECAUSE it was very close to the Tower of Salvation where Kratos can wait for her to be found. He's a guilty father, not a jerk" Lloyd said.
"Omg Bumpkin, that's the smartest thing you've ever said! I'm so proud" Zelos said as he hugged Lloyd.
"Despite the fact that Sheena hits on Lloyd, think of Luke Skywalker when he kissed his twin sister. I mean, come on!" Genis said.
"Sheena flirts with me?" Lloyd asked.
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"- If Kratos Married Raine then me and Lloyd would marry" Colette said.
"I would marry Presea" Genis said with hearts in his eyes.
"Yuan and Martel could've had a baby and 4 generations later had a child named Virginia who was Raine's mother, adding Yuan and Martel to the mix" Lloyd said.
"You know what, right there you have lost your smartness streak" Genis said.
"We can all be related…except for Regal" Colette said.
"Yeah, he's creepy" Genis said.