Announcer: Hello, everyone! And welcome to Invader Zim Insanity! With your host, MIA!

Mia: Hello! I just want to say that I do not own IZ, Jhonen Vasquez does. But I still kidnapped them just for the show.

~Curtain Rises~ ~Dib, Zim, Red, Purple, Gaz, Tak and Gir are tied up and sitting in chairs~ ~Emily, Lyn, Ella, Marcus, and Kit walk in and sit down, not tied up.~

Zim: "WTH IS GOING ON HERE?"

Dib: "Where are we?"

Everyone except Zim and Dib: "Yeah! What's going on?"

Mia: ~Giggles~ "You're on… INVADER ZIM INSANITY! Reviewers get a chance to dare you and my OCs to do anything. Or they could just ask you a question. Whatever they want to, really. Ask away, but no character deaths. Since we don't really have any reviews yet-"

Red: "Thank Irk."

Kit: "SHUDDUP!"

Mia: "Thank you, Kit. Oh, and Kit will be security, as well as be asked questions, as will my other OCs if you have a question."

Kit: "What?"

Mia: "Nothing." ~Backs away~ "Uhh… Oh, yeah. Since we don't have reviews yet, I'm gonna be doing a few things to you."

Zim: "Oh, god, I remember her from the other show. She's completely insane! She hates the Irkens!"

Tak: "Except me, she likes me."

Mia: "Yeah, sure…" ~devilish grin~

Tak: ~Gulp~

Mia: "Darn, we ran out of time. Oh, well. See you as soon as we get five reviews. Tootles!"