It was never a question of telling Fred and George apart. I was even better than Molly Weasley herself. Fred was Fred and George was George.
Before you even ask, here it is my complex method. Fred is the leader, he talks first ninety nine percent of the time, gets better grades, has a small freckle on his left ear and always carries his bags over his right shoulder. George is the quieter of the twins, has a birthmark on his ass (George over shares), he needs me to tutor him for Transfiguration, and makes me carry his bags. I've explained it to many people, and they still can't tell the two apart.
My problem? I have feelings for one of them. I pretty much really want to tell one of them how I feel. Hopefully before the end of school, I can tell one of them how I feel.
I don't know which one I have feelings for. Honest to Merlin. It might not make sense, but it is indeed what is going on.
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"What? What do you mean you're leaving?" I demanded.
"Dropping out. We are booking it out of here," Fred replied.
"Why? You love Hogwarts!"
Fred raised his eyebrows.
"What about the business?" I asked.
"I told you, we got a space at Diagon Alley. We'll just move in ahead of schedule."
"This is the only place I'll see you though…"
Fred stared at me for a moment. "You can visit, anytime."
I sighed, putting a hand over my face.
"Look, I know. But, this just isn't us anymore. Another minute of Umbridge will literally kill me."
"Just give me a minute." I sat down on my four poster bed and stared at the wall.
Fred was silent.
I thought only for a moment. This was our last year. And where was I going in the end anyways?
I looked up. "Where you go, I go."
Fred looked surprised and confused. "What?"
I stood. "I'm coming with you."
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The main part of our leaving was to create a diversion so Harry Potter could sneak into Umbridge's office. Aside from Fred, George and I, no one knew we were breaking out.
After all of our things were packed, I headed off with Fred and George to destroy the corridor. I shouted loud enough for most of the castle to hear, and once a croud was drawn, we tossed the Portable Swamp into the corridor.
It went great, and Umbridge was right there in a moment, which was the main point. However, when Filch mentioned something about approval for whipping and Umbridge agreed, we took off.
Student and teachers were crowded in a ring around the Entrance Hall, most covered in gunk from the swamp. Umbridge caught up to us quickly, and if we hadn't had a plan, I would feel cornered at this point.
Dolores Umbridge didn't deserve an ounce of respect. I had many detentions with her, and no matter what I had done, she made me write lines upon lines of "I will not have inappropriate relations with other students." Last week, she said it wasn't making a difference, and told me to write "I am a whore." That was when her supply of pens was broken. She hadn't had any for the last few detentions, but she probably was working on getting more. So, today, I went and left, in each house common room and under every desk, a paper explaining how to break one.
"Hey, hop on," Fred stated.
I blinked, and nodded. Wow, had I zoned out there. God, I hate Umbridge.
I mounted Fred's broom and he kicked off into the air.
"Hey, Umbridge!" I shouted. "What kind of relations should I be avoiding?" I wrapped my legs around Fred's waist suggestively.
He laughed, looking at me.
"Arms length apart this!" I grabbed Fred's face and kissed him fiercely.
I had meant it to be brief, but Fred kissed me back. There was a general cheer from the crowd and after we pulled apart, Lee Jordan shouted "Hell yeah!"
Fred turned to Peeves, a grin on his face. "Give her hell from us, Peeves."
Umbridge screamed, Peeves saluted, and we took off.
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"So," Fred started as we flew through the night sky. "That was the worst first kiss I've ever had with a girl." He laughed slightly.
"Try the only first kiss." I nudged him. "Besides, that was just for show."
"Oh. Right." He looked straight forward and sped up.
George flew up beside us. "Hey, I'm starved, let's stop someplace."
Fred sighed. "Fine. Let's go."
Suddenly, I felt like I'd said something wrong.
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