Disclaimer: Do we own any characters??? (no) Making any money??
(think about it)
Authors' Note: This was written while us (the authors) were trying to agree
on a password for a program. Some words may not be understodd, and we know,
so just address a email to altojaz@yahoo.com with the words that you don't
understand and we'll write back with the meanings. Melissa and Elaine are
the ones trying to agree on the password with a little help (??) from the
Gundam Boys.
The Password Crisis
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Melissa- Why not Shinigami??? *Trying Yuy's death glare, but has NO success
(how am I suppose to make my eye brows touch my eyes???)*
Duo- YEAH???!!! That's a go-
Elaine- Shut up Duo. I didn't ask for YOUR opinion!!!
Melissa- UH...What the heck is 'Talla'??? *Very confused look*
Elaine- UGH!!! Do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you???
Duo- Uryy yeah!!!
Elaine- Who as-
Duo- I know!!! Who asked you? Duo! Shut up!!!
Melissa- Uh...umm...uh...ahrem...???
Elaine- What??? What was that??? Duo has the hots for Trowa's sister
Catherine???
Trowa- What was that?
Duo- *Frantic look* No~thing! Right Melissa?
Melissa- Hmm...I wonder what
Duo would look like if he was a girl.
Heero- That's not hard. Anyone can mistake him for one.
Elaine- REALLY!!! The first time I saw him, I asked Melissa if he was a girl.
Duo- And I thought you were my friend!
Melissa- So did I. As far as I'm concerned. EVERYBODY thought that you were a
girl.
Duo- Trowa? Did you-
Trowa- Hell yeah.
Duo- Quatre?
Quatre- Well...uh...
Duo- SPILL!!!
Quatre- Ye-yeah...???
Duo- Nooo!!!!
Quatre- Listen Duo! We shouldn't be fighting at all!!!
Duo- Please Wufei- Why am I askin' him? Of COURSE he thought I was a girl!!!
Wufei- Thought??? What??? You're NOT a girl??? I always thought that you were
a girl with vocal problems! DISHONOR YOU!!!
Duo- *Face fault* AGH!!! I am NOT a girl!!!
Everybody- Ya fooled us!!!
Duo- *Whimpers* Let's stop talking about my physical appearance, and go back to
the password, PUH-LEEZEEEEE????
Melissa- Hmm...Why do you look like a girl? Even if you DID cut off your braid,
you would still look like a girl.
Duo- *Jaw falls to the floor*
Elaine- C'mon. Password???
Melissa- Oh right!!! Umm...SAMSALOTINA!!!
Elaine- *Huge face fault as Duo MANUALLY (spelled wrong? I don't give a
qnza) puts his jaw back in place* UGH!!! Your whole life revolves around
DOGS!!!
Melissa- *Bored expression* So?
Heero- Can we go now? I have a mission to complete.
Elaine- Heero. This IS your mission that you have to complete.
Duo- I do NOT look like a girl!
Quatre- But when you were drunk, you went up to the mirror, and started flirting
with yourself.
Trowa- Yeah.
Duo- No I didn't!!!
Wufei- Yeah. You did.
Trowa- We video taped it all.
Duo- All??? *Gulps*
Heero- All.
Elaine and Melissa- All??
Trowa- All.
E+M- All???
Everybody...but Duo- YES! ALL!!!
E+M- WE WANNA SEE IT!!!
Duo- No you don't!!!
E+M- Don't tell us what we don't want, and want to do
Duo- My life sucks! Shinigami will die from embarassment!!!
Elaine- Can I have your eye balls when you die?
Duo- What the...?
Melissa- Don't ask. Enchi! Come on! He's not going to give you his eyes!
Heero- Why? Is she blind?
Elaine- NO! Of course I'm not blind!!!
Wufei- Then wh-
Melissa- She is totally ga-ga over purple eyes.
Elaine- I am NOT 'ga-ga' over purple eyes!!!!!
Melissa- Uh...I think the password should be...SAMZONATOR!!!!
Elaine- Your kidding, right?
Melissa- No.
Elaine- This is going to be harder than I thought. Well...I'm going.
Melissa- Okay. Call me. You better!
Elaine- I'll think about it. *Walks off*
Duo- Are you like...a lesbo?
Melissa- WHAT???!!!
Duo- Are you???
Melissa- ELAINE!!! DUO'S CALLIN' US LESBOS!!! *Elaine comes running
back, and-*
CCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo- Ow...
Elaine- Teach you to pound MY face in the sidewalk!!!
Duo- Who's pounding??? *Elaine starts beatin' the crap out of Duo. The other's go
home. Not caring whether Duo lived or not. The end...or is it?*
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Author(s):I COULDN'T HELP IT!!! Duo DOES live. He's fine now.
Duo- YEP! Being an anime character pays off. *Grins*
Heero- Shut up Duo.
Melissa- Didn't I tell you to go home?
Trowa- No.
Melissa- Oh...GO!!!
The End
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NOTE: This was one of our first fics, Melissa and Elaine aren't Lesbo...we all know who Elaine
likes...but...unfortunatly...I'm not a liberty to say...I think I'm gonna die now... R&R!
(think about it)
Authors' Note: This was written while us (the authors) were trying to agree
on a password for a program. Some words may not be understodd, and we know,
so just address a email to altojaz@yahoo.com with the words that you don't
understand and we'll write back with the meanings. Melissa and Elaine are
the ones trying to agree on the password with a little help (??) from the
Gundam Boys.
The Password Crisis
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
Melissa- Why not Shinigami??? *Trying Yuy's death glare, but has NO success
(how am I suppose to make my eye brows touch my eyes???)*
Duo- YEAH???!!! That's a go-
Elaine- Shut up Duo. I didn't ask for YOUR opinion!!!
Melissa- UH...What the heck is 'Talla'??? *Very confused look*
Elaine- UGH!!! Do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you???
Duo- Uryy yeah!!!
Elaine- Who as-
Duo- I know!!! Who asked you? Duo! Shut up!!!
Melissa- Uh...umm...uh...ahrem...???
Elaine- What??? What was that??? Duo has the hots for Trowa's sister
Catherine???
Trowa- What was that?
Duo- *Frantic look* No~thing! Right Melissa?
Melissa- Hmm...I wonder what
Duo would look like if he was a girl.
Heero- That's not hard. Anyone can mistake him for one.
Elaine- REALLY!!! The first time I saw him, I asked Melissa if he was a girl.
Duo- And I thought you were my friend!
Melissa- So did I. As far as I'm concerned. EVERYBODY thought that you were a
girl.
Duo- Trowa? Did you-
Trowa- Hell yeah.
Duo- Quatre?
Quatre- Well...uh...
Duo- SPILL!!!
Quatre- Ye-yeah...???
Duo- Nooo!!!!
Quatre- Listen Duo! We shouldn't be fighting at all!!!
Duo- Please Wufei- Why am I askin' him? Of COURSE he thought I was a girl!!!
Wufei- Thought??? What??? You're NOT a girl??? I always thought that you were
a girl with vocal problems! DISHONOR YOU!!!
Duo- *Face fault* AGH!!! I am NOT a girl!!!
Everybody- Ya fooled us!!!
Duo- *Whimpers* Let's stop talking about my physical appearance, and go back to
the password, PUH-LEEZEEEEE????
Melissa- Hmm...Why do you look like a girl? Even if you DID cut off your braid,
you would still look like a girl.
Duo- *Jaw falls to the floor*
Elaine- C'mon. Password???
Melissa- Oh right!!! Umm...SAMSALOTINA!!!
Elaine- *Huge face fault as Duo MANUALLY (spelled wrong? I don't give a
qnza) puts his jaw back in place* UGH!!! Your whole life revolves around
DOGS!!!
Melissa- *Bored expression* So?
Heero- Can we go now? I have a mission to complete.
Elaine- Heero. This IS your mission that you have to complete.
Duo- I do NOT look like a girl!
Quatre- But when you were drunk, you went up to the mirror, and started flirting
with yourself.
Trowa- Yeah.
Duo- No I didn't!!!
Wufei- Yeah. You did.
Trowa- We video taped it all.
Duo- All??? *Gulps*
Heero- All.
Elaine and Melissa- All??
Trowa- All.
E+M- All???
Everybody...but Duo- YES! ALL!!!
E+M- WE WANNA SEE IT!!!
Duo- No you don't!!!
E+M- Don't tell us what we don't want, and want to do
Duo- My life sucks! Shinigami will die from embarassment!!!
Elaine- Can I have your eye balls when you die?
Duo- What the...?
Melissa- Don't ask. Enchi! Come on! He's not going to give you his eyes!
Heero- Why? Is she blind?
Elaine- NO! Of course I'm not blind!!!
Wufei- Then wh-
Melissa- She is totally ga-ga over purple eyes.
Elaine- I am NOT 'ga-ga' over purple eyes!!!!!
Melissa- Uh...I think the password should be...SAMZONATOR!!!!
Elaine- Your kidding, right?
Melissa- No.
Elaine- This is going to be harder than I thought. Well...I'm going.
Melissa- Okay. Call me. You better!
Elaine- I'll think about it. *Walks off*
Duo- Are you like...a lesbo?
Melissa- WHAT???!!!
Duo- Are you???
Melissa- ELAINE!!! DUO'S CALLIN' US LESBOS!!! *Elaine comes running
back, and-*
CCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo- Ow...
Elaine- Teach you to pound MY face in the sidewalk!!!
Duo- Who's pounding??? *Elaine starts beatin' the crap out of Duo. The other's go
home. Not caring whether Duo lived or not. The end...or is it?*
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Author(s):I COULDN'T HELP IT!!! Duo DOES live. He's fine now.
Duo- YEP! Being an anime character pays off. *Grins*
Heero- Shut up Duo.
Melissa- Didn't I tell you to go home?
Trowa- No.
Melissa- Oh...GO!!!
The End
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NOTE: This was one of our first fics, Melissa and Elaine aren't Lesbo...we all know who Elaine
likes...but...unfortunatly...I'm not a liberty to say...I think I'm gonna die now... R&R!