Full Summary: The HP characters from the book are actors in their own HP movies! Ah... to be able to act out your own life story! But what happens when Draco ruins the filming, butts into Harry and Ginny's real off-the-set love life, and finds out that his own love for Harry isn't strictly fanfic after all?

Ok, yeah, so hi guys. I've never done a HP ff before, so this is new and all, especially since I don't exactly like the Harry & Draco pairing. But still, I thought about working with this plot a bit to see if it could do well.

And right now, this story is kinda for experimental purposes, to see if readers like my sense of parody or not... laughs...
Anyway! Please do read on, and please please leave a review for me so I can improve!

Thank ya!
Hyperbunbun 3

Oh! And please fogive my lack of knowledge for filming terminology. hehe.

Oh... and I don't own anything.

Take Five

Interruption

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Chaos—that's what a passerby would have seen and heard.

But amongst the creaking of metal, the swiveling of chairs, the rustling of flimsy paper, the quick footsteps of errand boys and technicians, and the volley of shouts from one person to another- was a small and peaceful area devoid of such calamity. Inside that six-foot-radius area of peace held a high chair, a plastic table with papers and miscellaneous equipment, and a fancy-looking heavy-duty camera.

Sitting on the high chair was a middle-aged man. From the perspective of any other person, he looked as if he was trying to tune out the disarray around him. But in actuality, he was perfectly aware of it all. In fact, he enjoyed it. The man took it as a sign that all were working hard and none were slacking off. So, he happily took it all in.

A few moments later, everything was set. The buzzing chaos slowly died down as everyone settled into his or her rightful positions.

A signal was made. The aforementioned man on the high chair glanced around him and nodded in an approving manner. He motioned with one hand to begin.

"'Kay, everyone! Act 2, Scene 2, Take 1…action!" A snap was heard. The cameras rolled.

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Gentle footsteps echoed across the narrow hallway, then stopped. Harry quickly looked around. It was Ginny. Harry stiffened.

"Erm, hi Ginny."

Ginny smiled warmly. "Hi yourself, Harry."

Then there was silence. The two stared at each other, both wanting to break the awkwardness, but they had nothing to say.

Harry tried again. "Ginny…I have to tell you something. It's about…us. Like us, as in we, our, me and you, you and me, belong together, now and forever, blah blah blah…?"

She frowned at Harry's behavior. "Yeah, I know. What about it?" she started.

"Ginny, I- I can't be with you," Harry said softly.

Somewhere distant, a cheer was heard, followed by several crashes and a bang.

Harry ignored it, and so did Ginny.

"What?" asked Ginny, unable to comprehend. Her eyebrows scrunched up.

"Look, Voldemort is after me, and it's too dangerous for you to stay with me like that. Sooner or later, he's going to come after you and harm you, or worse—"

"Harry! I don't care about that, all right? Anyway, the big news about you and me haven't spread that fast yet, and I don't think of Voldemort as a type of person to stalk housewives to gather juicy gossip. So before the gossip about us reaches his shriveled ears, we can still go about like a couple for, oh, I'd say about another few months," Ginny smiled cheekily at Harry.

Another faraway noise came to their ears, this time a long groan, along with more crashes and a sharp swear.

Harry was getting impatient. "But Ginny, you're being too risky. You haven't taken into account the many Death Eaters under his command. Maybe he will think stalking is below him, so he'll order one of the female Death Eaters to do it. And maybe she'll get along perfectly with the many housewives around your neighborhood! And after a few giggles and laughs, she'll obtain all the information she needs, and report it to dear ol' Voldemort, and then he'll start stalking you instead with those beady eyes."

Ginny shivered at the thought, but she didn't give up. "Yeah right, Harry. If he does start stalking me to verify our relationship, his own girlfriend won't be too happy about that, will she?"

"…He doesn't have a girlfriend."

"…How would you know? Have you been gossiping with the housewives too?"

"No! I just… know. I think I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a girlfriend, lest it be a skeleton like himself." Harry giggled girlishly.

The faraway noise was getting louder. Harry could hear incoherent talking, crashing, and clanking of what sounded like glass. His frowned again as he tried to ignore it.

"But my point, Ginny, is that it's too dangerous for you to be around me, and I think it's best that we broke up before Voldemort finds out."

Ginny pouted, "But Harry—"

Crash! Bang!

They both tried their best to ignore it. "But Harry, I—"

"Ughh! Nooooo..."

"Okay!" Harry abruptly yelled, "I can't take it anymore! What is that noise?"

A figure suddenly appeared in the prop front door and leaned on it. The flimsy door cutout couldn't withstand the weight and immediately toppled, bringing the stranger crashing to the floor with it. "Uhh..."

"Cut!!"

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Everyone turned. The director, sitting a few yards away, sighed. "Cut, cut! Seriously, who is interrupting the filming??"

They all glared at the weird figure sprawled on the ground, who mumbled some more, then painstakingly got up into a standing position. In the said weirdo's left hand was a glass beer bottle, almost empty. His clothes were crinkled and a little dirty, and his slick bright blonde hair was covered in dustballs. He groaned again, rubbed his forehead with his free hand, and groggily looked up and around in curiosity. "…Huh? Y'all looking at me…?"

It was Malfoy. Draco Malfoy.

And he was drunk.

Just to make it clearer for you, cause I might not have been clear before... Harry and the gang are asked to make a movie about themselves, kinda like a "based on a true story" thing, except not. So they're filming Harry Potter movies, except the actors are Harry and book characters, instead of Daniel Radcliffe... sorta get it? -sigh- Well, it seemed to turn out pretty well in my mind...

And the "Voldemort stalking housewives" part too. Hehe... It's supposed to be a parody, so I wanted the "movie" they were making to be somewhat parody-ish too. Ok. Yeah, enough talking.

Please review! Any comment on this is greatly welcome!! ...Yeah, flames too...

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