Summery: Sick of the typical romance clichés of Naruto pairings? Well, here's a collection of parody fics that take the mickey out of such situations. I call it, The Typical Series. This time; ItaSasu.
The Typical Sasuke/Itachi fanfic, in which Sasuke comes to his brother in the middle of the night, after a nightmare.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in any fashion. I am not even a ninja. Though if I were, I would pwn.
A/N: I don't hate slash, I just wanted to poke fun. This is a comedy! No offence meant!
The Typical Series: ItaSasu
Sasuke crept nearer to Itachi and gave a soft tug on his sheets, inciting a moan from his older brother.
"Mmm, what is it, Sasuke?"
"I-I had a bad dream..." The boy answered.
Itachi sighed. "All right, climb into bed with me."
The young Uchiha obeyed and crawled close to his older brother. Itachi sat up and put one arm around him for comfort.
"What happened?" He asked.
Sasuke pulled out of his reverie and gazed at his brother quizzically.
Itachi shifted his hand a little underneath the covers and said: "In your dream, I mean."
"Oh, well, you see, I dreamt that I was at school, and the class was practicing with their shuriken techniques. I was winning, and then suddenly my clothes disappeared."
Itachi shifted his hand with a little more zest under the covers before saying: "Oh?"
"Yeah, and then the whole class, even Iruka-sensei was laughing at me! But the one that stood out the most was that Naruto guy; he seemed to float closer and closer, all the while pointing at my privates..."
Itachi lurched forward a bit with a moan and continued to rapidly massage himself privately. "Really?" He asked zealously.
"Yeah, then he poked and prodded me for the longest time, it hurt a lot, it hurt so much..."
Itachi suddenly thrust forward slightly with a gasp and continued to breathe heavily. "Well, I'm glad we had this talk."
The elder Uchiha shooed his younger brother out of his bedroom and concluded with a smile: "Let's do it again... Tomorrow night, and perhaps the night after as well..."
Sasuke was left alone in the dark hall, slightly confused and a little more wide-eyed towards his brother.
A/N: Did you like it? Let me know. R&R!