CHAPTER ONE: love :D
Before Bella and Edward have gotten married, Jacob dispised Edward for taking his girl away from him. So he got he really mad and ate as much as he could and got bloated and constipated he ran away from home through the window into a ditch and a gay rapist to came and took him away and do his businness and keep him hostage. He could live a long painful death. But the gay rapist got caught :0 and let jacob back home. So Jacob started cutting himself and starving himself waiting for him to decompose but after the wedding and after she had a kid he was so pissed off at Edward having her almost die and turning her into a vampire, that he stinken attacked Edward one day when Edward was on the toilet. He could sence it, but there has been a bad case of this constapation virus going around ( that's what Jacob had before the rapist did his bussiness to him). Jacob put him in his secret house with his hot towel boys which the government did not know about. No onew knew what happened to Edward (except for Jacob of course) . Bella thinks its because he didn't want bella to see him this way (constipated way) . They then put fliers out and contacted the police during this process Jacob was trying to get bella back by being her comforter. He went over every night for a week trying to get a step further in Jacobs imaginary "relationship". Jacob always mentioned how he wished he wasn't so mean to him and how he was actually a nice guy. He was telling all of this bull to bella to suck up to her. One night after a month period , she was telling him about how awesome and loveable and how much she misses Edward and Jacob bursts out saying " what about how good I am?"