Disclaimer: Unfortunately for me and fortunately for Harry, I do not own the universe of Harry Potter. Only read and re-read copies of the books.

I was lying in bed trying to get to sleep when this scene popped into my head and another one followed. I envisioned this in two seconds and wrote it in five minutes. I am not responsible for anything my sleep-deprived brain cooks up.

Harry was lying in bed in his dormitory when the thought struck him. Sure, Voldemort was dead and the battle was over and the Aurors would take care of the remaining Death Eaters so there was no longer anything between him and Ginny. Unless…

"Hey, Neville, does Ginny have a boyfriend?"

Silence. Complete and utter silence. Well, unless you counted all the snoring going on which reminded Harry that it was two A.M and everyone was asleep. So, instead of going back to sleep like a sane person, he got out of bed, walked over to the four poster next to his and poked Neville with his wand. Unfortunately, he'd forgotten that his wand had become somewhat over excitable on being reunited with its owner and hence had a tendency to spark at odd moments. That was one of those moments.

Neville woke up with an "Oww!" and a burn mark on his arm. Harry backed off. He'd gained a new respect for Neville after the boy in question had decapitated Nagini.

Once Neville figured out who it was, he put his wand down. "Tomorrow, I'd rather you set an alarm clock."

"Sorry Neville. I'd forgotten that my wand keeps sparking."

Neville grumbled something unintelligible while nursing his arm. "What did you want anyway?," he asked finally.

"I just wanted to know if Ginny has a boyfriend."

Neville, who'd been attempting to heal himself with his wand, choked and spluttered. His wand went flying out of his hand and poked Ron who woke up with a yell.

"Neville…what the hell?," he managed finally.

"It's nothing, Ron," Neville said in a tone of deep sarcasm nobody would have suspected him of. "Harry just decided to disrupt everyone's sleep to resolve the all-important question of whether or not your sister is dating anyone."

After a pause Ron said, "Well, is she?"

"RON! Not you too."

"What now?"

"Well, forgive me for being so unreasonable as to suppose that you would not condone your friend's act of unnecessary disruption and instead of supporting him would aid me in informing him about the evils of disturbing people's sleep!"

Silence. Complete and utter silence. No snoring this time either.

"Wow! Neville. I think you could give Hermione a run for her money."

Neville turned red. "Stuff it, Harry," he grumbled while lying back down in bed.

"Hey, wait! You still haven't answered my question."

"What quest- Oh! That one. No, she's not dating anyone."

Harry heaved a sigh of relief. "That's good," he said, mirroring Neville's actions. Ron prepared to go back to sleep too.

"You know, guys," Neville said, breaking the silence that followed. "If Harry gets married to Ginny, you two will be brothers-in-law. And your kids will be cousins! How weird is that?"

Another awkward pause.

"Neville."

"Yeah, Harry?"

"Go back to sleep."

Ron ran out of the dorm to go and puke in the bathroom.

Cookies to anyone who can tell me the quote from the books. You'll have to squint to see it.