What is up to all? It is McCrazy and this is the Naruto/Twisted Metal crossover. I should check if it is the first but too lazy. In this story, it will start off in the Twisted Metal world and will be there for maybe seven or eight chapters, though short cuz it won't follow the rules of the games exactly though technically there are no rules but for this will be some twists. This story won't be split into parts and will be a long continuation until I deem it finished or until I hit a writer's block. Anyway I won't write much on this AN but the AN at the end of the story I will explain what I will do. So enjoy my readers.

UPDATE: Turns out bunji the wolf already did the first Naruto/TM crossover. Though back in 2010 and only has two chapters. Hmm…

UPDATE 2: Reposting this after a clean up.

Worst Place Ever

Naruto dies at VOTE. Kyuubi doesn't want it to end like this, so he sends him to another world. When Naruto wakes up in that world, he has no idea of why he is there until he sees a poster of a competition saying the winner can be granted anything they want. He wonders if this competition will help but has no idea what it is until he reads the poster saying 'Find a Calypso blimp'. He then looks up to see one going over head with the words 'WELCOME TO TWISTED METAL.' Rated M for violence, gore, murder, killing, carnage, explosions, graphic details and Sweet Tooth. Dark/Violent Naruto. Not Evil but not canon either. More of a neutral dark Naruto.

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING NARUTO NOR TWISTED METAL.

"Naruto." Kyuubi/Calypso/powerful demon speaking

"Naruto." Kyuubi/Calypso/powerful demon thinking

"Naruto." Normal talking

'Naruto.' Normal thinking

"Rasengan!" Jutsu being called out

Chapter One

Welcome to Twisted Metal, Naruto

"SASUKE!" "NARUTO!"

At the Valley of the End, Naruto and Sasuke are battling it out; Naruto to bring his friend back and Sasuke to leave the village to become stronger. So far, the battle has been going for half an hour. And both are at a strong stage; Naruto in a one tailed state and Sasuke at a stage two curse mark. Both of them having in their hands their strongest attacks before they clash together. An explosion occurs.

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Sasuke walks away from the valley, holding his broken and bleeding arm. Naruto however is near the water's edge at the foot of the valley, dead with a hole in his chest. His eyes showing surprise at what just occurred. Kakashi and Pakkun enter the valley and see they are too late. Though they have no idea what is occurring in his mindscape.

Naruto is lying in the sewer water in front of the bars that hold Kyuubi at bay. Kyuubi looks down at his jailer with narrowed eyes and knows he shouldn't have died today. He knew Naruto was going to do great things, even if he would never admit it. He looks at the far wall and knows the Shinigami would come for his soul but the Death God would never get it.

Closing his eyes, he does an incantation. As soon as he finishes, the mindscape becomes a clean slate and Naruto disappears. Kyuubi does also. Kakashi, who is holding onto Naruto's body, doesn't notice that his skin turns almost white thanks to the blanket surrounding Naruto. But it won't matter now. Not where Naruto is going…

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City sounds are heard throughout as Naruto wakes up with a groan. He sits up and looks around, wondering what happened. He notices he is in an alleyway and wonders how he got there. "Wasn't I at the Valley of the End…?" He questions himself with a groan. "And I thought I died…" He reaches down and feels the hole on his jumpsuit but no hole on his chest. "Weird…"

Naruto sighs as he tries to contact Kyuubi but gets nothing. "Odd. Where is Kyuubi? Thought he couldn't leave from the seal, right? Well, maybe my death has something to do with it…" He looks down with a dejected look until the noise reaches his ears. Naruto gets up and walks to the end of the alleyway then gasps from seeing the city. "I have never seen a place like this before. And the smell…" He covers his nose, smelling the smog and exhaust of the place.

Naruto goes back in the alleyway, not knowing how this place works or if he is even in his own world anymore. "Where am I…? And what happened to me…?" He wonders before he hears a faint whisper. "Naruto…" He gasps, looking around. "Kyuubi?" "If you want a second chance, find the advertisement…" Naruto becomes confused. "Advertisement? What ad-?"

A piece of paper comes out of nowhere and hits him in the face. Naruto grumbles as he grabs it then reads it. "Ask a dumb question… A competition?" He reads it carefully and becomes even more confused. "What the-? This is confusing. Find a Calypso blimp…" He looks around then up, remembering the time he went to the Land of Snow. "Right, blimps are flying machines." He spots one going over the city and reads the banner on the side. "'Welcome to Twisted Metal.' What the hell is Twisted Metal? Sounds like a band of sorts…" He looks at the paper again then sighs, wondering what the hell he is supposed to do before he checks the back and sees instructions. "Ok, well, not like I have anything better to do…" He goes and does what is written.

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Time Skip: Ten Years, give or take some months.

In the out skirts of New York City, in a shop behind a closed garage door are sounds of a mechanic working on a vehicle. On jacks sits a red pick-up with a short bed and a short cab made for two people to sit in. Under the truck is a pair of legs sticking out, wearing worn and torn blue jeans with work boots at the end. The person under said vehicle grunts as they work on putting on scuff plates for the bottom of the truck.

"She is almost ready..." A gruff voice of a man's is heard from under the truck. "NARUTO!" A second voice calls out from the office of the garage, making the man under the truck grunt and hit his head on the steel plate. "Ow… Damn it John, why the fuck are you screaming now?!" The man slides out, revealing an orange work shirt with some dry oil stains on it, sun kissed blonde hair that is roughed up and mangled with more oil stains on it and on the man's cheeks are whisker marks.

Naruto looks around with his cold blue eyes as he stands up with a huff then walks to the office. "Boy, now what did I tell you about the language?" A man sitting on a chair wearing blue overalls and a tattered white shirt asks, looking at Naruto. Naruto just flips him off. "You can't say shit when you taught me the words!" John just laughs. "Good point. How's the truck coming?" Naruto sighs. "You called me for that?"

John snickers. "Hey, just letting you know that the competition is nearing again." Naruto nods with a grunt. "I know John. I'm not stupid. The truck is already fitted with tons of weapons. All of the performance and handling mods are tuned up to move the truck around like if it's a sports car. I just need to add some more defenses and the truck will be ready." John nods as he watches Naruto. "And the Special Weapon?" Naruto looks back at the truck then John.

"It will be weird hauling around that trailer, which by the way, you still haven't told me what that thing does." Naruto says as he crosses his buff arms. "And I still won't. Not until you enter the competition. But, everything set?" John asks. Naruto groans. "If you don't call me every fucking hour, it will be!" He argues with a huff and goes back to working on the truck. John just laughs before going back to reading the Playboy magazine on his desk. Though he knows of another secret. The secret of what that truck really is…

Naruto sighs before going back under the Ford Lighting and puts up the final touches of his killing machine. He reminisces of how things began.

Flashback.

After Naruto had followed the directions, he knew the rest of his life would suck. First was meeting John. To Naruto, the man was just plain weird. And Naruto met weird before coming to this world. John was as lazy as Kakashi and as perverted as Jiraiya but could be a mean old goat when he was pissed off and drunk. But the man was smart and wise. Naruto learned everything there was to know about the world he was in now; but no matter what, Naruto could never learn much about John.

Naruto learned about the vehicles of the world, how different they were compared to the ones he saw back in his old world. And how dangerous they could be. Comparing both worlds, his world was rainbow and lollipops. He also learned that there was no chakra in this world. Though the main thing that intrigued him was the language. In his world, all he spoke was a language similar to Japanese of the world he was in, but somehow he could speak English clearly and read it. He didn't even know another language like this existed. Writing was another matter however…

He grew up like a normal child would grow up in this world, with some minor differences. Like surviving. The middle school and high school he went to usually ended up destroyed thanks to the Twisted Metal competitions, something that he also learned from John. Killing for fun just wasn't in Naruto's forte, especially since in his world, it was kill or be killed not kill for competition. Though sometimes that did apply there, just not to the extent of what this world offered.

John taught Naruto how to drive at a young age. He went through at least four vehicles. Three gave John a laugh. One had Naruto be his bitch for some months. Though it was John's fault since he did give him the keys, but John would never admit it. Naruto was even taught about the female body, which will be talked about another day. Maybe…

Naruto's fifth vehicle was the Lightning. It was like it called out to him at the car lot he and John went to. And it went for cheap considering most of the other used cars were bought off by a mysterious person. Though the dealer told them that said person stayed away from the truck for reasons unknown. That was two years ago.

Flashback end.

Naruto sighs as he finishes putting up the scuff plates and wipes his brow with the sleeve of his shirt. He gets out from under the truck before doing a complete inspection. Afterwards, he puts the truck down on its wheels and looks at it. "Good looking truck, kid. Now here, the last piece, aside from the trailer." John says, standing at the door way. Naruto turns and looks at John before seeing the radio in his hands.

"A CB radio?" Naruto asks. "Yeah kid, you will need it when you need to make repairs during the competition. That is if you make it to the garage." John says with a nod. "Ah." Naruto goes and takes the radio from John with thanks before opening the truck and sitting on the driver's seat. He looks at the center console before looking at John but sees he is nowhere to be found. "Ok…" Naruto goes and connects the wires to the radio before setting it in the slot and tightening it down so it doesn't slide out.

Naruto looks at it and wonders what frequency does it need to be on to talk to John. Before he can ask, the radio comes on its own. And a familiar voice comes through. "Ugh, finally. Took you too long, kit." Naruto does the most sensible thing anyone would do: he jumps out the truck, wondering what the fuck just happened. "THE HELL?! IS THIS THING POSSESED?! AND- wait... Kyuubi?" Naruto just looks at the radio with an eyebrow raised.

The voice just laughs. "HA! Your face. Oh, you should have seen it. I have waited ten long years and the wait was worth it." Naruto just stands there confused as the voice keeps laughing. "Uhhh… Kyuubi, is that you?" He asks unsure. "Yes dummy. It's me. Guess you are wondering where I have been, huh?" Naruto ruffles his hair. "Ok, I am losing my mind…" He mutters to himself. "No you aren't kit. It is really me. It's a long story…" Naruto just looks at the radio with a flabbergasted look. "Well I have all day… Though I wonder where John went…" He says. "I will explain that too." Kyuubi says.

Flashback.

After Kyuubi did the incantation, he met up with Calypso in his tower. The two friends reminisced the good old days before getting down to business-

Abrupt cut

"Wait, wait, wait… You know Calypso? The one running this competition?" Naruto asks. Kyuubi sighs. "Can I tell you what happened without interruptions...? Ask me later." "Right. Sorry." Naruto scratches his head sheepishly. "Anyway…"

Resuming flashback.

-to talk about a bet made centuries ago.

Before Kyuubi was 'captured' by a certain Sharingan user, he was in his Hell along with other rulers from different dimensions and locations. They usually meet up every century or so just to play poker. That time, it took place in Kyuubi's realm. The ones there were Kyuubi, Calypso, Lucifer from a different world (Dante's Inferno), Hades (God of War) and the Robot Devil (Futurama).

"So I told the bitch to get me my money or it's her death. I still killed her after getting it." RD said, making the rest laugh. "Ah, your stories are the best, RD." Calypso said. "Your poker still sucks though." Kyuubi said, making the guys snicker. "Ha, ha, bite me furball." RD said. Kyuubi growled as he looked at his cards. "So, shall we end this round?" Kyuubi asked.

RD threw down his hand, showing three sixes. "Oh, real classy, RD." Hades said before throwing down four sevens. RD grumbled as Lucifer threw down a pair of Jacks and three tens. "Heh, beat that." Lucifer said. Kyuubi and Calypso looked at each other. "Why don't you go first my friend?" Calypso asked. "Ha, right. We know you don't have the winning hand." Kyuubi said with a smirk. Calypso narrowed his eyes before putting down three Aces and a pair of Kings.

Kyuubi smirked. "Too bad losers. Royal Flush." Kyuubi put down the Ace of clubs, King of Clubs, Queen of Clubs, Jack of Clubs, and the Ten of Clubs. The rest of the group groaned as Kyuubi chuckled, bringing in his winnings. "Heh, heh, I have more souls and weapons. Oh, and you owe me a wish, Calypso." Kyuubi snickered as the rest grumbled. "Fucking bastard…" RD grumbled as he took a swig of his drink.

The rest had their own comment as Kyuubi kept chuckling. "Another round? You could win back double." Kyuubi said, though it was short lived when he was called for something. "The hell? Ugh, I better not be called back for something stupid. And you better not forget, Calypso." Kyuubi said before taking his winnings and walking away as the rest went their ways also.

Fast forward to ten years ago. Kyuubi and Calypso were talking and Kyuubi brought up the bet. He was in a human form but with Kitsune features. "So, what is the wish, my old friend?" Calypso asked. "You probably heard of why I was called that day. Fucking Madara… Anyway, my wish is for my last jailor to be alive again. See, he died in his world and I brought him here to give him a second chance. My reasons will remain hidden for the time being, so don't ask. Also, I want him to enter your competition." Kyuubi said.

Calypso raised an eyebrow. "Oh? You do realize that the chances of him winning are very slim, right?" He asked. Kyuubi nodded then chuckled. "Well, I will be helping him, but don't worry; I won't cheat in there. Much." Calypso smirked and chuckled. "I see. Well my friend, your wish is granted. But, how exactly will you help your jailor?" Kyuubi smirked as he closed his eyes. "Now, that would ruin the surprise, wouldn't it?" Calypso chuckled. "Fine. Just make it enjoyable." The two shook hands before the wish was granted.

Flashback end.

Naruto is on the truck seat as he listened to everything. "So you and Calypso, along with some other devils played poker?" "Yep." "And you spent your wish on reviving me?" "Well, not like I could spend it any other way. Besides, I always wanted to play in this competition." Naruto looks at the radio, confused. "Ok… And what about John?" "Ah John. He is one of my minions from Hell back in our world. Well, from the eighth circle of Hell. Yami rules the ninth, which is why she is well respected by all. But he has finished his duty." Naruto nods in understanding.

"Well, the one thing I don't get, well two now, is, why revive me?" Kyuubi sighs. "Let's just say you were destined for great things in the other world." Naruto raises an eyebrow at that. "What great things? All I wanted was to be Hokage. Though I am not sure about that now. Mainly because I am in this world now... Also, why couldn't I be revived in our world?" "Because Calypso's wish wouldn't work in our world. There are rules to these things. Besides, win this competition and you get a wish from Calypso."

Naruto looks away with a sigh. "And what the hell would I wish for? To relive my life in the other world? It would be a waste of time considering I died by the hand of someone I considered a friend. Arrogant asshole. I hope Orochimaru is doing horrible things to him." Naruto grumbles with narrowed eyes. "Eh, you will think of something during the competition. But, are you ready to kill?"

Naruto looks at the radio then closes his eyes. "Yeah. I eventually had to do it in my old world. And in this one, you have to kill or you will die at the first chance anyone gets." He sighs as he leans back into the seat. "By the way… Do you know what the fuck that trailer does?" Kyuubi chuckles mischievously and doesn't say anything, making Naruto groan. "Great… Well, might as well paint the truck to kill time." He gets out and preps the garage and the truck before prepping himself then working on the paint job.

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Time Skip: Day of the Competition.

New York City. The city that never sleeps. Well, today there is no way anyone would be able to. Most of the city is almost empty, give or take some civilians walking on the sidewalk or on the roads heading to where ever they need to go. Though most know better considering what is about to start in some minutes. The section that the competition will take place is around Time Square. There have been barricades set up to let the competitors know where the 'War Zone' is. Inside of the place are twenty competitors.

Naruto's Ford Lightning is right in the center of the zone, where the large main screens are where the road splits. On it is a paint job that anyone would be proud of. On the body of the truck has a red fox head with angry eyes and open jaw that looks like it might eat the front right tire. The body of it is down the side of the truck. On the hard bed cover, the tail gate, and the backside of the other side of the bed are nine tails. On the left side of the truck, a similar vinyl is on the driver door, but the fox is sitting with its tails behind it and a smile that looks evil on its face. Between the fox and the tips of the tails is a tear vinyl with claws sticking out. On the hood is a red tear over the passenger side with a yellow fox eye inside the vinyl and decals next to it, riding up the vinyl from small in size at the bottom of the hood to large at the top. Decals are also on the doors, the bed cover and the tail gate. Under both of the doors in the side skirts are mufflers with blue exhaust tips and on the bed cover is a small lip spoiler. The license plate reads the word 'KURAMA' in red with a black background on it since Naruto found out Kyuubi's real name.

Behind the truck however is a trailer that is a bit over fifteen feet long, ten feet tall and as wide as the truck. It has two live axles supporting the trailer, which are connected to a V8 Coyote engine, and on the body is a vinyl similar to the one on the truck. However what this trailer holds is a special weapon that no one would see coming, not even Calypso. Inside are multiple weapons, which are used in conjunction with the ones on the truck that also has a machine that makes unlimited ammo, but that's not the real reason this trailer is dangerous. It's what it turns to when Naruto hits the second Specialty button on the dash that brings out its true colors.

Naruto looks around at his surroundings as his Lightning rumbles quietly on the sidewalk. He sees three other competitors but wonders about the rest. So far, he sees a guy on a bike, which he assumes the driver sacrificed armor for speed and a very powerful Specialty weapon but some good hits would end up killing him. Across from the bike is a Dodge Viper that is silver in color with two machine guns on the hood and the rest of the weapons hidden from view. However, the third competitor worries him a bit. It is a very odd contraption that has two huge tires with the driver in-between them, though what bothers him the most is that the guy's arms are attached to the vehicle. On the man's shoulders are missile launchers with other weapons under him and spikes on the sides of the rims with holes on the tires. Naruto knows he would be trouble.

Then, it starts. "Welcome competitors to another bout of Twisted Metal!" The voice of Calypso rings throughout the city as the competitors get ready to go…

Over 3500 words. Short start but let me know if you are interested. Now to explain certain things. The rule for this competition is as goes: instead of killing all of the competition and moving on, there is a max number to reach. Basically in each match, five competitors have to be killed. Once that happens, that match is over and it moves onto the next one. Each chapter will deal with a match which is why each will be short but I will try to add random things like maybe fights or drama or sabotage, shit like that. Now as you read, Grim, Specter and Axel are automatic in this competition along with Naruto and Needles Kane, driver of Sweet Tooth cuz you can't have Twisted Metal without Sweet Tooth. So I propose a challenge to all my readers. Basically I want you guys to pick the other fifteen and it can be anyone from any game except for the one where they are kids. I forgot the name but that one doesn't count. Now NY is the first location but I will let everyone pick the next one, the fourth one and the last one along with a bonus if it gets to that point. The third I have made up my mind and will turn it into a Death Race style event. Like the movie. However at the fourth round, it will start with five competitors. You guys have the option of the final round ending with Naruto and either one competitor or up to three. If you pick three then there will be the bonus round with a Boss. Who? That I will keep as a surprise. After that, well I won't say much cuz it will ruin the future of the story since I won't end it at chapter seven or eight since that's how short it will be. No I have big plans for this story and it will get crazy. No romance. Unless I say otherwise. Also the games I have are the TM 1-4 and Head On (PSP). I will try to rebuy Black and the newest TM even though it didn't really bring up that much expectation for me. The only one I won't do is the one I said before, the one where the competitors are kids. And yes if anyone noticed, the Lightning is the same Lightning in BttS. What is in the trailer? Heh you will find out soon enough… For now…

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