Hello everyone! And merry Christmas! I will be posting these on each days of the twelve Christmas's. I thought it would be fun. Today, I'm preparing for a Christmas party. I'm sure that alot of people are having parties too. I wish you all happiness! Okay, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own warriors or the song "Twelve days of Christmas"
The first day of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree…
Definitions
Partridge: a brown bird that's part of the pheasant family; size is between a large pheasant and a small quail.
Pear tree: a tree that grows pears
Pear: a green fruit (if you don't know what this is go to Google, if you don't know what Google is, what are you doing reading this story?)
It's the first day of Christmas in Thunderclan, and all the cats are bustling with action to get ready for fun and celebrations. This story is centered on Jayfeather, since he is not in the Christmas spirit. "Shut up!" Jayfeather yelled at the narrator with fury, lashing his tail. You see, Jayfeather thinks Christmas is boring, and too cheery. "Cause it is!" Jayfeather hissed. But this Christmas is going to be more interesting than others. "Yeah, right, like running around is so fun." Jayfeather said with sarcasm.
Okay, on to the story. So the cats were carrying tinsel, ornaments, and stockings to decorate the camp. They didn't have a Christmas tree since then they would have to decorate the whole forest. And that would've taken a few moons. Then a gigantic tree grew out of the ground in the middle of the clearing. As the tree's length grew, so did their eyes, until it stopped growing. The cats stared at it.
Firestar was the first to speak. "Look, it has some weird acorns on it!" Firestar shouted. Millie shook her head, "Those are pears, Firestar. There fruit, from what I heard from my twolegs." Millie explained. The cats looked at the pear tree in wonder. Then a voice shouted out "Look! A bird on the tree!" and the cats looked at where the cat was looking at. It was a partridge, on the pear tree. "Stupid," Jayfeather said, "It's just a partridge, you can just climb the tree and kill it. Not that I could." He mumbled at the end. "Attention!" a voice shouted out.
The cats looked around but the voice came from the tree. "You stupid little felines, scurrying around everywhere when they could fly." The voice spoke again. It came from the partridge. "But um, partridge, cats can't fly." Lionblaze said. The partridge seemed to smirk. "Oh, too bad, since I can fly, worship me!" the partridge commanded. Jayfeather rolled his eyes. "Like anyone's going to fall for that" Jayfeather said. But all of the cats were bowing down to the partridge.
"All hail partridge!" the cats droned. "All hail partridge!" Jayfeather's eye twitched. "What the fox dung! What are you guys doing?" Jayfeather yelled. Berrynose looked over his shoulder to face Jayfeather. "Worshipping the partridge." Berrynose said in a matter-of-fact way. Jayfeather's eye twitched again. "Don't tell me you've fallen into the partridge's lame trick?" Jayfeather scorned.
"All hail partridge! All hail partridge!" The cats continued. Jayfeather started having a spasm attack. After his attack, he suddenly realized that the partridge was using hypnotism. I don't know how he knew, he's just Jayfeather. He knew he had to end this madness. So he tripped over the endless sea of cats to the tree. He never really climbed before so he was a bit nervous, but at the same time, he was excited.
He climbed the tree with difficulty. Since he couldn't see, he kept crashing into branches. Soon, he used his hearing to detect the partridge. The partridge was in front of him. He had to hit that partridge or it will fly away and probably come back. So he stalked the best he could on that fat branch. Then with a swipe, he took the partridge down.
The partridge fell down on the ground with a thud. The cats started to shake their heads and do whatever people do after being hypnotized. Jayfeather then dropped down into the clearing, landing on all four paws. After that, the tree then shrunk and went back into the ground. The cats stared at it in wonderment, and then continued doing whatever they were doing before the event like nothing happened. Christmas is getting weirder by the second.
Yup, that's an ordinary Christmas for Thunderclan all right. This isn't really one of my greatest work but it's the merriest. Like I said, I will be posting these days by day. You know, to go with the "twelve days of Christmas" theme. Merry Christmas and review!