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Edited 9/22/13
Agents Jay and Kay were sent out to investigate a strange occurrence on a small farm, which an elderly couple reported that a strange object fell from the sky and crashed into their backyard. Before they could go outside and investigate the strange object it suddenly evaporated leaving almost no evidence. The only trace left behind was the crater.
The MIB agents arrive at the scene where the elderly couple showed them and explained to them in detail everything they had seen.
"It was so bright," the elderly woman named Helen explained to the agents, "We had no idea what it was."
"And then when it got closer, it was like a fireball. We watched it crash with a big booming sound that damn near shook the whole house." The elderly man named Thomas had finished explaining.
"Thomas didn't see it, but I saw something jump out of this crater," Helen said pointing to the crater, "It looked like a giant cockroach."
Agent Jay, who had been out of earshot, began eyeing the crater carefully while Agent Kay continued to get more details of their sighting. Something about the crater seemed so familiar, yet he couldn't figure out why. Sure there had been many illegal aliens from other worlds who come to Earth without getting a certified alias from the MIB. Whatever their reasons for coming to Earth, they can't just land on this planet without the proper ID and disguise. Whoever crash landed into an open field were either intoxicated, naïve, or desperate. He had a feeling that this case was going to be an interesting one.
Agent Kay led the elderly couple back inside where he neuralized them.
"What you had seen was not a UFO, it was a meteorite. You folks were lucky that the impact did not affect any damages to your home. The alien that you saw …" he said gesturing to Helen, "was just your imagination. Continue to live the rest of your lives knowing that aliens do not exist."
Jay stood in the middle of the crater measuring the electromagnetic field using an advanced device that had recently been invented. The electromagnetic field (EMF) is used to determine what kind of space craft was used to land on the soil, or in this case, crash landed. The EMF reading was unusually high, indicating that the craft belonged to the Centaurians, a race of Cephalopoidsthat were forbidden to come to Earth long ago. Jay had just recently learned of the Centaurians and their barbaric way of life. They were responsible for introducing the South American tribes the horrific human blood sacrifices.
"What did you find?" Kay asked.
"High EMF readings determine that the ship is most likely Centaurian."
"Centaurian?"
"Yeah!"
"That's strange. The claims were that this alien resembled a giant cockroach."
Jay's eyes widened in disbelief.
"A giant cockroach?" he asked.
Kay nodded his head and continued, "Helen saw this bug emerge from the ship and jumped into the field. Then the craft self-destructed, disintegrated into dust."
"What would a bug be doing with a Centaurian space craft?" Jay questioned.
"Who knows? These bugs are always up to no good when they come to this planet. Most likely this bug could be here for trafficking illegal weapons. If there are any more strange sightings of this thing, we'll find it through the tabloids."
Jay put away the device into his inside pocket and merely shook his head in disgust. "Awe, not this again."
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