Dancing Fools 6

Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Nintendo. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.

Chapter 1: It's Back!

Mario looked around the room,

"What-a is going-a on?"

Luigi, the other Italian plumber, shook his head,

"Beats-a me, bro. Who invited us?"

Peach scanned the room for any signs of life or any clues as to where they were,

"Something is wrong here. I can feel it."

Daisy nodded her head,

"I know what you mean. I mean, there's gaping holes in the wall, craters in the floor and…"

She sniffed and winced,

"Is that a skunk I smell?"

A man in a tuxedo entered at that moment,

Hi, gang.

He looked around, stunned,

Oh come on! I just cleaned this place up like yesterday!

Link snickered,

"Maybe you should get a maid."

Link, maybe you should screw Zelda.

Link shook his head,

"No thanks; I've been trying to find Sheik for months. Damn, she IS flexible."

Zelda, the Hylian princess, scowled,

"Link, I'm Sheik. Remember?"

Link replied with a dreamy state,

"All I remember were those positions. Sheik, my beautiful, precious little contortionist. You are so-."

Hey! As much as I like the fantasy, we have business to discuss. Now, I took a little time off to work on a few things, but now, Dancing Fools is back!

Fox snapped his fingers in realization,

"Now I remember this. Haven't you done this to those guys the Justice League?"

Falco added,

"And the Avengers?"

Zelda chimed in,

"And the X-men?"

Captain Falcon said,

"And the Misfits?"

Yeah, and, for some weird reason, they all got a court order saying I can't involve them in any more stunts like this.

The man rubbed his hands evilly,

But that doesn't mean all of you can't be involved.

He began laughing maniacally. Link shuddered,

"Why do I suddenly feel I want to fight fifty Ganondorfs right now?"

Kirby nodded in agreement.

SILENCE! From now on, you will all do as I say!

A piece of paper is pulled out,

Now, I had a hard time coming up with some couples, but, it's in good humor. For starters…Peach and Mario.

Fox rolled his eyes,

"Like we didn't see this coming."

Shut up, McCloud!

The man whistled and a foxhound appeared at his side. The insane author ordered,

KILL!

The foxhound began to chase after Fox. Fox screamed,

"HELP! GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!"

Falco clutched his sides as he laughs,

"Serves ya right, Fox!"

Hey, I got a bird dog too, bub. You wanna see him?

Falco's eyes widen in terror,

"No, I'll be good. Honest."

Next up…Fox and Krystal.

Krystal entered, squealing,

"Did you hear that, love? We're going to dance!"

Fox ran by, shouting,

"I'm sure that's nice, but I've got bigger problems right now!"

Foxhound barked out loud still in hot pursuit.

The third couple participating…is Link and Zelda.

Link groaned,

"What about Sheik?"

Zelda turned red with anger,

"Link. I am Sheik."

Young Link sighed,

"Even I know that."

Link scoffs,

"Shut up, half-pint."

Young Link glared,

"Don't call me half-pint."

The child pulled out a slingshot and fired it at Link's ankles.

Link grasped his ankle in pain,

"OW! Smart ass kid! Wait until I get my hands on you!"

Link attempted to go after Young Link, but Young Link wass already running away, cackling.

All right, people. Let's stop being little girls about this. Our next couple is… Samus and Captain Falcon.

Samus was stunned,

"What? Why?"

Captain Falcon flexed his muscles,

"Because you and I are sexy, babe. If you think we're hot now, wait until we get to the bed room."

Samus pointed her blaster, threatening,

"One more step, and I'll fire this missile up your ass faster than you can say Falcon Punch!"

People, people please. This is getting out hand. At least keep it all in until the show starts. Now, our fifth couple for the evening is… Luigi and Daisy.

Daisy smugly smirked,

"You're going down, Peach."
Peach looked back,

"As if your tramp ass is going to beat me! I'm a great dancer!"

Daisy laughed,

"Oh, please. You look and smell just like Barbie; cheap and plastic."

Peach shouted,

"DIE!"

She tackled Daisy, a cat-fight breaking out.

Luigi groaned,

"This is-a not happening."

Falco, Kirby, Ness, Marth, Jeff, Roy, and Ike were wildly cheering this on, taking bets.

I've had enough of this.

The insane author pulled out bean bag shotgun with dust on it. He smirked,

Boy, do I miss using this.

He fired a bean bag at Falco. Falco saw it coming and puts on a deflection shield. The bean bag bounced harmlessly off and into Ike.

Ike grumbled,

"Falco, what the hell, man?"

Shut up, all of you! I have two more couples to get to and then, we're going to meet the judges. Now, our sixth couple for the evening is…Ness and Paula.

Ness blinked,

"Wait, I'm just a kid."

Paula walked in,

"And a very cute one at that."

Ness groaned,

"EEEWWW! I have to touch a girl!"

Jeff bowed,

"If Ness is not up to the task, then perhaps I should take his place."

What the hell? As long as Paula dances with either Jeff or Ness, it's all good. For our last couple tonight, I've had to pull a lot of strings to get this one, because, let me tell you; it was a bitch to get these two to come here.

Mario: Who is it?

The Ice Climbers!

Mario groaned,

"We're dead."

If you think that's bad, wait until you see who's judging this whole thing.

Next Chapter:

Meet the judges of this insane contest!