Lily:Heyya! Before you ask, this this a slight spin off of the movie "Brother Bear" All mentioned chao belong to me, Alex is also mine. Enjoy

Ch1.Stupid Pink Chao

"Alex! Mom says you have to finish your homework!"

"Who cares?" Alex was in a bad mood. He'd just spectacularly flunked the 30th test this week and his mom and younger sister were yelling at him. His sister always got A's so his mom expected him to be just like her. He spent too much time collecting chaos emeralds and destroying robots to even care about his straight F's. He hardly had any friends outside of chat rooms and he'd never been anywhere besides school and the electronics department at Wal-Mart. He brushed his black and blue hair out of his face and continued to play his gamecube. The 15 year old, black Albertan stared transfixed at the screen as he grabbed the final pulley and hit the goal ring. Alex jumped for joy as the score appeared on screen. "Alright! Finally, an A rank on White Jungle, and with 250 rings to boot!" The screen faded to white. "Huh? Oh right, I picked up that chao key." Alex hated chao. He thought they were pointless and unbearably cute. His sister usually got the chao emblems for him, but he visited on occasion. "Might as well head to the dark garden." He moved Shadow to the door of the dark garden. He never went in the hero or natural gardens, the music annoyed him and there were hardly any dark chao. Alex didn't mind dark chao, as long as his sister didn't give them any unicorns or penguins. Most of the chao in the garden were dark power types, colors ranging from yellowish-green to dark red, but one stood out like a sore thumb. It was a pink hero normal chao. "Sis must have put this here by mistake." He picked it up. "Sabith? I like that name…too bad." He flung Sabith to the far end of the garden. Her head hit of the wall and she landed on the island. "Haha! Stupid pink chao!" Sabith started crying and a swirl appeared over her head. A grey cocoon formed around her and all the other chao in the garden looked towards the island. As the cocoon vanished, Sabith was gone, and all the other chao started crying. "What on Earth just happened?" Suddenly, Alex heard a whimpering noise coming from behind him. He turned to see his sister and the door of his room. She shoved her way passed the pile of underwear and was standing there, crying.

"HOW COULD YOU?" Alex just looked at her, confused, "YOU KILLED HER, YOU BAD PERSON! I HATE YOU!" She ran away crying her eyes out.

"What's the big deal about some stupid chao?" Alex pondered, "I mean they're just virtual, there not even real. It's not like there's another world out there that has real live chao in it." He went out of the garden and shut of the gamecube. He fell back on his bed and looked around his messy room. Piles of this, that and everything in between covered the floor. A computer and desk lamp were in one corner while his TV, gamecube and dreamcast were by his bedside. Alex glanced at the digital clock on the wall littered with posters of hot girls. "9 o'clock…goodnight." Alex drifted off into sleep, having dreams nothing to do with school, but mostly to do with soccer. The next morning he'd get up, go to school, fail at everything, go home, play SA2:B and fall asleep. Alex didn't mind though, he planned to be a professional soccer player, so he figured he wouldn't need school. But he couldn't help thinking about Sabith. He felt almost guilty about killing her. "What am I thinking? It's just a stupid chao. I'll just buy another pink egg from the black market, no harm, no foul, everybody's happy. I'll just skip school again so I can earn the rings…or I can pay for the egg with her ringsfrom her file, after all, it was her chao." Alex slept soundly, not knowing what harm killing a chao could, in fact, bring.

ALEX'S DREAM

Alex found himself in the middle of a clearing of a lush, green forest. The sun shone through the trees and the sky was clear blue. "What the…?" A harsh wind blew as a small white light moved towards him. As it got closer, the light took form. In front of Alex, was a chao, a white hero flying chao with rainbow wings to be exact. It had a warm smile on its face and looked quite friendly.

"You must be Alex," The chao spoke, "I'm Kiyuly, goddess of chao."

"Isn't Chaos god of Chao?"

"No, he rules neutrals, I rule heroes and Kibara rules darks. I've come to talk to you about your crime."

"What crime? I never did anything."

"Oh, but you did. You did something very bad. Do you remember Sabith?"

"Ya, that's that stupid pink chao I smacked on the wall, man that cool."

"That wasn't cool, you killed a poor, innocent chao for no good reason what so ever. I'm only here to give you your punishment."

"Punishment? Look Ki…whatever your name is, I don't have time for this, so get out of my head and leave me alone."

"I see you have no respect for goddesses, very well then, if you don't realize what a horrible sin you've committed, I'll just have to make you, won't I?" Kiyuly smirked cutely and everything went black.

THE NEXT MORNING

Alex woke up, but not in his bed. "What the…?" He felt shorter and he felt like he was inside and egg. "GET ME OUTTA HERE!" He violently banged against the walls of wherever he was. "No good…maybe I could break the top off." He jumped up and down, pushing at the top, when he started to hear voices.

"Look Tiger! The egg is hatching!"

"This is stupid."

"Calm now, we mustn't frighten the infant. Yet us wait."

"What's going on?" With one final push, Alex burst out of the egg and fell face first onto the grass. He looked up. About three faces came before him. One of them, who looked like the leader, put his paw out. It was a chao. A hero swim chao with condor wings, boar tusks, cheetah paws, ears and feet was looking straight at Alex. Alex also noticed a diamond on his chest.

"Weycome infant, to our home." Alex looked around. He was in the shade of what looked like a coconut tree. A small lake was not to far from him. Large cliffs with a door in the center were on the other side of the lake. A small hill was behind him with what looked like a gameboy advance on top.

"Where am I? How'd I get here? And…WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?" Alex tried to run to the lake, but kept tripping up in his own two feet. He looked at his reflection. He was no longer human. He was an infant chao! He was navy blue with red on the tips of his hands, feet and head. "Why aren't I home in Alberta, on my bed, watching late night TV?" The chao looked at him confused.

"Ayberta? Where is this…Ayberta of which you speak?"

"Why are you talking like that?"

"Yike what?" The second chao, a light pink shiny neutral normal, approached Alex.

"Tiger has a bit of a speech problem, get used to it." She looked Alex over, "You're kinda cute for an infant." He just looked at her nervously and started to back away.

"Ehehehe, sorry but I don't date outside my species." As he was backing up, he bumped into the third chao, a bright red neutral power with a scowl on his face. He had dragon wings, tail, horns and just about everything else, the only weird thing about him was the antennas on his head.

"Back off, infant…I bite."

"…great," Alex muttered, "I'm stuck in who knows where with a bunch of weirdoes and I look like those weirdoes and…" He continued to babble on.

"Does that guy seem odd to you, or is it just me?" The power chao asked.

"He's the oddest chao I've ever seen, but he sure is cute."

"I know this one may seem strange at first, but I'm sure he means weyy. Yet me tayk to him." Tiger walked over to the panicking human-turned-chao. "Hi there, what name do you want?" Alex stopped panicing.

"I have a name, it's Alex, Alex Bluering."

"Byuering? That's a funny name, how about…Byue. You yike that name infant?"

"First of all, I'm not an infant, I'm 15 years old, and secondly, my name's Alex!"

"Byue it is! Weycome to home, Byue!"

"But my name's Alex!" Tiger just went over to another tree and fell asleep. Alex sweat dropped and turned to the shiny chao, "Um…"

"My name's Sunrise, and that guy over there's Yin, don't worry about him, he won't hurt an infant."

"…ya…anyway, does Tiger have a hearing problem to?"

"Well he is the oldest chao in all the gardens, and our caretaker."

"But you all look the same age. This is so confusing."

"No need to worry, it'll come to you in time, Blue."

"But my name's Alex!" At that moment, Yin walked over and pushed Alex into the lake. "Help! I can't swim!"

"Sorry, only Tiger can swim, and he's snoozing. Good luck." As Yin turned and walked away, Alex seriously regretted waking up this morning.

Lily:Love it? Hate it? Whatever, just R and R people. Later.