Amber- Hello anyone who is reading this! My name's Amber and I'm the all-mighty authoress of this fic! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of the other animes that will appear in the story, unfortunately for me…

Bakura- If she did own us we'd all be screwed, litterally.

Amber- I can't help it! A lot of bishies are too cute to resist! But rest assured, I love many other anime boys, but I love you most of all, my sweet pet!

Bakura- DID I SAY I WANTED YOUR LOVE, YOU CRAZY BITCH?

Hiei/Kurama- Hey! What about us? You're throwing us away for him!

Amber- … Um… I can explain… You see… I… Ok, I can't explain.

Bakura- I DON'T WANT HER!

Hiei- I feel so used… I'm way hotter than millennium boy over there!

Kurama- Long red hair is much more attractive than long white hair…

Bakura- My hair is platinum-blonde with splashes of light gray!

Bakura/Hiei/Kurama- (start fighting)

Amber- (slowly edging away) Uh… I think I'll just give you the summary now.

This fan fiction will be crazy; that much I can assure you. It was originally a game my friend( yashaismlover4ever) and I invented five months ago and I thought, what the hell, I'll make it a fic. I must warn you though, this fic IS NOT FOR NORMAL PEOPLE! The reason? Well, let's just say weird things will happen. I mean, what do you expect when two sugar high, thirteen year old girls come together?

Well, it's all about a young Bakura and his messed up adolescent years. At the time he's twelve and has to deal with his thirteen year old sister- who he swears came from hell- and his six year old twin sisters. All three of them are cat demons. In short, he's really depressed and not the most popular kid at school, which leads to lots of bad choices. That is, until he meets a transfer student. He calls himself "Zee" and looks like he belongs in the second grade. Oh yes, did I mention he looks rather… feminine? The two boys create a bond and things start to seem like they'll turn out alright. Little do either of them know that the pandemonium has yet to begin…

Cursed springs in China, pirates, ghosts,twenty part-time jobs, suicide attempts, babies, kitties,obsessed fan girls, a thirteen year old driving at 90 miles an hour, Black Eyed Peas, cross dressing, Bakura being thrown out a window, talking plants and plenty of wild parties are just some of the things that are waiting for them! Bakura and company better watch out, because what ever can happen to then,will!Expect lots and lots of anime crossover-ness!

Bakura/Hiei/Kurama- (still fighting)

Amber- … Idiots… CHAPTER 1 coming next! Please tell me if I should keep writing it! R&R!