Victorious Chat Room

So, this is just a little random humor story that I wrote late at night, but I hope you like it. It's basically just a day in the Chat Room on TheSlap. Enjoy :)

**~Songbird341~**

DISCLAIMER: I don't own these characters.

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Chat Room 1

ToriVega has entered chat

GotBeck has entered chat

GotBeck: There you are! I tried video-chatting you, why didn't you answer?

ToriVega: Trina was fighting with me over the laptop and broke the camera :(

GotBeck: Ahh

ToriVega: Yeah...

GotBeck: So what was our assignment?

ToriVega: Oh! Let me go get it!

ToriVega: It says that we have to pick any two-person scene from a movie and act it out.

GotBeck: Sounds simple.

ToriVega: 200 years in the future...

GotBeck: Sikowitz will never make anything simple, will he?

Sikowitty: I sure won't!

ToriVega: Sikowitz?

GotBeck: How long have you been here?

ToriVega: I didn't even see you come in!

Sikowitty: That's because I was already here, talking to my girlfriend!

GotBeck: …

ScissorLuv has entered chat

ToriVega: Who's your girlfriend?

ScissorLuv: Why do YOU care who's Beck's girlfriend?

ToriVega: I wasn't talking to Beck.

Sikowitty: It's a lady named Linda Hayfer. She's a teacher at a high school in San Diego.

ScissorLuv: You love a TEACHER?

GotBeck: What? No!

ToriVega: Why would he love a teacher?

HappyCat has entered chat

HappyCat: Hey guys! Guess what?

ToriVega: What?

Sikowitty: Linda has white hair.

GotBeck: Okay?

HappyCat: My dog has white hair too! Who's Linda?

ScissorLuv: Beck's girlfriend. A teacher.

GotBeck: She's not MY girlfriend!

HappyCat: Guess what?

RockRobster has entered the chat

RockRobster: Cat, can we talk about this?

HappyCat: No, I don't wanna!

ToriVega: Cat, what?

HappyCat: You have to guess!

ScissorLuv: What does this Linda chick have that I don't?

Sikowitty: My heart...

GotBeck: …

ScissorLuv: What?

RockRobster: Come on, Cat!

HappyCat: No!

ToriVega: What's going on?

HappyCat: Robbie was at my house, and we were playing with Santa hamster.

RockRobster: It wasn't my fault!

ScissorLuv: When did you meet her?

GotBeck: What?

ScissorLuv: Linda.

HappyCat: Robbie and I were playing pirates and he SAT on my hamster!

RockRobster: I didn't see him!

HappyCat: You crushed his tiny hamster heart!

ScissorLuv: Can I have it?

RockRobster: How was I supposed to know he would pop like that?

RexandtheCity has entered chat

GotBeck: Jade, I'm not dating Linda!

ScissorLuv: Then what are you doing with her?

RexandtheCity: Ha! I can think of a few things.

RockRobster: Rex! You were there! Tell Cat it wasn't my fault.

RexandtheCity: What? When your pants fell down?

Sikowitty: Linda wants to go to Nozu for dinner tomorrow.

ScissorLuv: With Beck?

RockRobster: Cat, please forgive me!

ScissorLuv: Beck, dating a teacher is sick!

GotBeck: I'm not taking her to dinner!

RexandtheCity: Where are ya taking her?

GotBeck: Nowhere! I don't even know this chick!

Sikowitty: She's not a chick, she's a woman! And she's beautiful...

HappyCat: I don't wanna talk, Robbie.

RockRobster: Cat! I'll buy you a new hamster.

HappyCat: Will he be like Santa hamster?

RockRobster: Sure, Cat! We'll get one just like Santa hamster.

HappyCat: I didn't like Santa hamster. Can we get a different kind?

Sikowitty: She's like a blooming daffodil in a sunny meadow...

ScissorLuv: I'll bet she is.

GotBeck: For the love of...

MrSkinnyJeans has entered chat

RexandtheCity: Sinjin, my man.

MrSkinnyJeans: Somebody help me!

ToriVega: Why?

MrSkinnyJeans: She's after me!

RexandtheCity: Ha!

ScissorLuv: No one's after you, Sinjin.

MrSkinnyJeans: Oh Jade, you will be, someday...

GotBeck: Who's after you?

AndreH has entered chat

Sikowitty: Oh Gandhi! What if she laughs at my baldness?

AndreH: Who?

ScissorLuv: Beck's girlfriend.

GotBeck: She's not my girlfriend!

AndreH: You have a girlfriend? Nice.

GotBeck: Linda's not my girlfriend!

RexandtheCity: Linda sounds like a fun kind of girl...

RockRobster: Rex!

HappyCat: Can we go hamster shopping, Robbie?

RockRobster: Okay.

HappyCat: Yay!

HappyCat has exited chat

RockRobster has exited chat

ScissorLuv: Why don't you just go hang out with your girlfriend?

Sikowitty: Okay!

ScissorLuv: ?

ToriVega: Beck, we still haven't picked out our scene.

ScissorLuv has exited chat

AndreH: Did I miss something?

MrSkinnyJeans: Rex, can I borrow your hair gel?

RexandtheCity: Noo, nuh-uh. Not after what happened last time!

ToriVega: Andre, you didn't miss something. You missed everything.

GotBeck: Yeah, but nothing important.

RexandtheCity: I found it very important.

MrSkinnyJeans: Hey Beck, if things between you and this Linda don't work out, can you introduce her to me?

GotBeck: Linda is an old lady!

MrSkinnyJeans: I don't mind.

RexandtheCity: You're dating an old lady?

Sikowitty: She's not old! She's the same age as I am!

RexandtheCity: Heh. Maaaannnn...

GotBeck: Just call me tomorrow and we'll figure out our scene.

Sikowitty: Why would I call you?

ToriVega: Okay.

PerfectTRINA has entered chat

MrSkinnyJeans: Oh god.

ToriVega: Trina, what do you want?

GotBeck: I thought we banned her from this chat?

RexandtheCity: I unbanned her.

PerfectTRINA: I'm gonna kill you SO HARD!

MrSkinnyJeans: That's who was after me!

ToriVega: What did you do?

GotBeck: Someone's at my door. Brb.

PerfectTRINA: He took pictures of me sleeping and posted them on the INTERWEB!

ToriVega: Interweb?

MrSkinnyJeans: But you're so cute when you're sleeping.

RexandtheCity: This just got interesting.

PerfectTRINA: YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, MOSSHEAD!

MrSkinnyJeans: NO!

MrSkinnyJeans has exited chat

PerfectTRINA has exited chat

GotBeck: Jade is at my house.

RexandtheCity: Oh my god.

ToriVega: Did you let her in?

GotBeck: She broke in.

GotBeck: And now she's coming over to mNBDNOFIGIOA["FG,\FGGMGOB MKOW IR

ToriVega: Beck?

GotBeck has exited chat

ToriVega: Oh my god...

RexandtheCity: Guess it's just the two of us, then...

ToriVega: … Rex? How are you on without Robbie?

RexandtheCity: Shh. Don't ask questions.

ToriVega has exited chat

RexandtheCity has exited chat

Sikowitty: Hello?

Sikowitty: They all just left me?

Sikowitty: Who am I talking to?

Sikowitty has exited chat

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So? Did you like? Did you hate? Review!

I had fun writing this. If I get enough reviews saying people liked it, then I might make it into a multishot. Let me know what you think!

**~Songbird341~**