A/N: Yes, done and overdone- but still fun to do!
On the first day of Christmas a wizard gave to me:
One golden ring
Two sons of Elrond
Three Elven rings
Four Mearas
Fiiive Istaaariii (YES, say it that way, it's guaranteed to drive your siblings crazy. Work in some chalk squeals if you can)
Six Eyes of Sauron
Seven Palantiri
Eight Little Hobbits
Nine Black Riders
Ten Hosts of Orcs
Eleven Black Dragons
Twelve Rings of Fire
Aaaand One Ring To Rule Them All
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.