JLU IM: Truth, Justice, and IMing
By Serena Kenobi
Author's note: I came up with some of the names and decided to run with it. Nuff said.
Summary: Welcome to the JLU chatroom. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: I DISCLAIM!
JLU CHATROOM 1
FastIsHOT has logged in.
FastIsHOT: Hello? Anyone there? HEELLLOOOOOO???
THEMartian has logged in.
FastIsHOT: Hey, John!
THEMartian: How did you know it was me, Flash?
FastIsHOT: I'm PSYCHIC… oooohhhh!!! But seriously… how many Martians do I know?
THEMartian: If you were psychic then you would know that my name is spelled 'J'onn' not 'John.'
FastIsHOT: Whups! There goes my career as a fake doctor on TV… dang it. But WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Lol.
THEMartian: What are you talking about?
FastIsHOT: Sorry, been watching too much TV.
GreenMarine has logged in.
GreenMarine:Obviously. You're stuck on that thing 24/7, Flash!
FastIsHOT: GL! My main man! Wut up, homie!
GreenMarine: …
THEMartian: What is the purpose of this chatroom?
FastIsHOT: To spread chaos and disorder to the world-wide web. LOL!
GreenMarine: Oh you did NOT just call me HOMIE???!!! I will KILL YOU, FLASH!
THEMartian: What does 'lol' mean?
KnightInDarkArmor has logged in.
FastIsHOT: Yeah, I did! Hey, who's the new dude?
KnightInDarkArmor:How many Dark Knights do you know?
FastIsHOT: Too many. WAY too many. LOL!
KnightInDarkArmor: I feel the need to punch someone at the moment… you volunteering, Flash?
FastIsHOT: EEEP!!! BYE ALL!
FastIsHOT has left the chatroom.
THEMartian: What does 'lol' mean?
ImmortalBatmanLVR has logged in.
ImmortalBatmanLVR:Greetings! Is this the Justice League chatroom?
FastIsHOT has logged in.
FastIsHOT: Hey there, babe! Who're you?
ImmortalBatmanLVR:Flash? This is Diana. Aka Wonder Woman. Aka the woman who will kick your butt all the way across the Watchtower cafeteria if you ever attempt to call me 'babe' again. Speaking of babe… it was NOT fun being a piggy. Unless you count the times Batman was petting me…
FastIsHOT: Ooh! Bats! What haven't you been telling the rest of us very jealous red-blooded males?
KnightInDarkArmor:Nothing. Hello, Diana.
ImmortalBatmanLVR:SQUEE!!!
KnightInDarkArmor:???
FastIsHOT: Di? What the heck was that?
ImmortalBatmanLVR:Internet speak, I believe. Supergirl's been teaching me all about it.
KnightInDarkArmor:Not a good idea, Princess.
ImmortalBatmanLVR: drools
GreenMarine: Just a valued friend, huh Bruce? Lol.
THEMartian: Could someone please explain to me what 'lol' means?
FastIsHOT: It means 'little old lady.'
THEMartian: That doesn't make sense to me…
GreenMarine: It does NOT mean 'little old lady'. Flash, cut it out!
KnightInDarkArmor:It means 'laugh out loud', J'onn.
FastIsHOT:Something YOU never do, Bats…
KnightInDarkArmor: I think someone just volunteered himself for an extra shift of monitor duty tomorrow…
FastIsHOT: I'm outta here! Bye pretty lady! blows kiss
ImmortalBatmanLVR:Is he asking for a death sentence?
KnightInDarkArmor:Yes.
ImmortalBatmanLVR:He speaks!!! To MEEE!!!
KnightInDarkArmor:Are you sure you're feeling all right, Princess?
GreenMarine: Yeah, Diana, you're sounding… weird. Like Kara. KARA???
SexySuperGirl has logged in.
SexySuperGirl: U talking 2 me?
GreenMarine: Uh, I guess not.
SexySuperGirl: FINE THEN. BE THAT WAY!!!
SexySupergirl has left the chatroom.
GreenMarine: ???
KnightInDarkArmor: Don't try to understand women, Lantern. They're hopeless.
ImmortalBatmanLVR: EXCUSE ME????!!!!
GreenMarine: Bruce, run. Run NOW.
KnightInDarkArmor: Uh, I didn't mean you, Princess.
ImmortalBatmanLVR:You're forgiven. For now.
THEMartian: Everyone seems to have forgotten about me… as always… so I think I'll just leave now.
MysticalHeroine has logged in.
MysticalHeroine: Nooo! Don't leave me, J'onn! I love you, you sexy Martian!!!
KnightInDarkArmor: Zatanna???
ImmortalBatmanLVR:As long as she stays away from my man, she's fine. I guess. Put some pants on, lady!
GreenMarine: You're one to talk. You don't even have stockings.
ImmortalBatmanLVR: :P
KnightInDarkArmor: "Your"man???
KnightInDarkArmor: I'm leaving. This is getting ridiculous.
ImmortalBatmanLVR: NO DON'T GO!!!
KnightInDarkArmor has left the chatroom.
ImmortalBatmanLVR: If he's leaving then I'm leaving too!!
ImmortalBatmanLVR has left the chatroom.
GreenMarine: I guess I'm out. I have a date with Vixen, then with Hawkgirl.
THEMartian: Are you sure that's a good idea, John?
GreenMarine: They'll never find out. Plus, I can compare and see who I want to be with.
THEMartian: Good luck with that.
GreenMarine: Thanks.
GreenMarine has left the chatroom.
THEMartian: So…
MysticalHeroine:Hello baby! You hot green muscled Martian!
THEMartian: Um, hello. Zatanna, isn't it? You're a member of the Justice League as well?
MysticalHeroine: He remembered!! faints
THEMartian: Are you all right?
MysticalHeroine:Just PERFECT, Baby!
THEMartian: Well, uh, would you… like to… go out?
MysticalHeroine: MY LUCKY STAR CAME TRUE!! MUAH! I LOVE YOU!!
THEMartian: This should prove interesting. I will see you tonight then?
MysticalHeroine: Why wait? I'll transport up! We can have a romantic picnic on the promenade! I have to go get ready!!!! BYE HANDSOME!!
MysticalHeroine has left the chatroom.
THEMartian: Picnic on the promenade? The Watchtower doesn't have a promenade… oh well.
THEMartian has left the chatroom.
Well, that's that chapter. Feedback is more than welcome!
-Serena Kenobi