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Tezuka Kunimitsu for Dummies, by Fuji Shusuke
Rated T for shonen-ai
I do not own Prince of Tennis
Prologue
'Tezuka Kunimitsu, the pillar of support of the Seigaku Tennis Club; the new captain of the tennis team; the strongest tennis player of his age; the Spartan and the Stoic -- skilled, level-headed, virtuous, and by all means- the most beautiful person in the world, Tezuka Kunitmitsu…
…the love of my life.' Fuji thought as he saw the said buchou appear from the locker room. As Tezuka walked away, he went back and made another entry to the experiment he was journalizing in his head.
'About the Author'
Fuji Shusuke was a senior of Seigaku. The smile he has now is the same one he had…ever since…he was born. He joined the tennis club when he was in his first year. He's very quiet and discerning, but at the same time, known to be playful and sadistic. He was labeled as the 'tensai' because of his amazing skills in the sport. The title also applies on the subject of Tezuka Kunimitsu, which will be dwelled on…'
"Right about now." Fuji whispered to himself, grabbing his tennis bag and calling to the buchou. "Tezuka!" Hurriedly walking to catch up to Tezuka's level, Fuji continued the introduction of his mental book.
'Preface'
The subject is impenetrable. With the proven techniques of the tensai…and with constant wishful thinking…and lots of love, by the end of the chapters, the reader should be able to make Tezuka Kunimitsu fall in love with him. Not just as-a-teammate-and-a-friend type of love, but romantically head-over-hills-over-the-mountains-deep as the ocean-I'll-give-you-the-moon type of love. Fuji aims the one love that's monogamous and everlasting.
This mental book shall be the collection of all attempts, successful or otherwise, that the tensai will plan to commit.
"What is it Fuji?" Tezuka stopped and waited for him to catch up. Fuji smiled to him. "Nothing," he answered before carrying on with his thoughts.
'How to use'
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Sadly, everyone has failed at capturing Tezuka's heart. Chocolates, love letters, gifts…blackmail, hostage, even money (yes, a girl had thought she could buy Tezuka's love) are useless for my precious. And so, Fuji Shusuke had made by step by step procedures with 'tips', 'warnings', 'things to remember' and many, many more.
"I just wanted to walk with you." Fuji looked ahead and they walked home, side by side, to the sunset.
Dummies are…aren't necessarily dumb. Dummies are everyone…For Fuji Shusuke that is. And that may, or may not, include Tezuka Kunimitsu, depending on the outcome of this book.
Fuji smiled. 'Dedicated to my one and only, Tezuka Kunimitsu'
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