I own no characters from Halloweentown! The only character that's mine is
moi. (My friend, Kimi, can own herself.) I didn't copy off anybody's story!
This story is totally different from other stories where people go to
Halloweentown! Okay! Now, here we go. . .
Chapter 1: Smore-an-ise Ebonics!
Kathia Marley and her bestest friend, Kimi Minnick, went out camping. Considering I want this story to last forever in time. Kimi and I will be ageless! Now! On with ze tale!
Kathia: Gad, Kimi! When the hell can we set up camp?! I can hear my back shifting!
Kimi: I haven't found the right spot yet!
Kathia: WELL HURRY UP AND FIND IT!! MY SHOULDERS ARE SEPARATING!!!
Kimi: Oh, hush, Kat. You're such a complainer.
Kathia: ONLY WHEN I'M ABOUT TO DIE!!!
Kimi: This spot looks pretty. Let's unload here.
Kathia: THANK YOU!!! (drops huge backpack on the leafy ground) YAY!
Kimi: Look, I was carrying the cooler.
Kathia: Pish-posh! I was carrying the tent and clothes and toilet paper!
Kimi: I asked you if you wanted help back at the entrance!
Kathia: Hmph.
So then that night, after much craziness with setting up ze tent. . . . . . .
Kathia: Hey Kimi. . . . .
Kimi: Mweh? (Smore lodged in her mouth)
Kathia: What if we died tonight?
Kimi: Mrph urf ump glff mmph? (translation: Why do you ask that?)
Kathia: I dunno. I just keep thinking about the many possibilities that could happen to us if we died.
(Awkward silence. Kimi stuffs a smore into Kathia's mouth.)
Kathia: Mmmph.
Kimi: Dats what you get for being theological at snack time.
(Snap)
Kathia: Mrph umph glph? (translation: Did you hear something?)
(crackle)
Kimi: Umm.... Rice Krispies?
(a whole bunch of rice krispie noises are heard. Suddenly, a huge dead tree falls!)
Kathia: AAAIIIIIGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Kimi: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
(Tree crashes on our heroes. This does not please them.)
Kathia: Urgh.... I see Chris Farley... (Dies)
Kimi: So .... happy ... finally ... life ... ends ... (dies)
Is this the end of Kathia and Kimi?! Are our friends going to go to heaven?! Or hell?! Is this the end of the incredibly short story?! How the hell should I know!! Keep reading!!
Chapter 1: Smore-an-ise Ebonics!
Kathia Marley and her bestest friend, Kimi Minnick, went out camping. Considering I want this story to last forever in time. Kimi and I will be ageless! Now! On with ze tale!
Kathia: Gad, Kimi! When the hell can we set up camp?! I can hear my back shifting!
Kimi: I haven't found the right spot yet!
Kathia: WELL HURRY UP AND FIND IT!! MY SHOULDERS ARE SEPARATING!!!
Kimi: Oh, hush, Kat. You're such a complainer.
Kathia: ONLY WHEN I'M ABOUT TO DIE!!!
Kimi: This spot looks pretty. Let's unload here.
Kathia: THANK YOU!!! (drops huge backpack on the leafy ground) YAY!
Kimi: Look, I was carrying the cooler.
Kathia: Pish-posh! I was carrying the tent and clothes and toilet paper!
Kimi: I asked you if you wanted help back at the entrance!
Kathia: Hmph.
So then that night, after much craziness with setting up ze tent. . . . . . .
Kathia: Hey Kimi. . . . .
Kimi: Mweh? (Smore lodged in her mouth)
Kathia: What if we died tonight?
Kimi: Mrph urf ump glff mmph? (translation: Why do you ask that?)
Kathia: I dunno. I just keep thinking about the many possibilities that could happen to us if we died.
(Awkward silence. Kimi stuffs a smore into Kathia's mouth.)
Kathia: Mmmph.
Kimi: Dats what you get for being theological at snack time.
(Snap)
Kathia: Mrph umph glph? (translation: Did you hear something?)
(crackle)
Kimi: Umm.... Rice Krispies?
(a whole bunch of rice krispie noises are heard. Suddenly, a huge dead tree falls!)
Kathia: AAAIIIIIGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Kimi: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
(Tree crashes on our heroes. This does not please them.)
Kathia: Urgh.... I see Chris Farley... (Dies)
Kimi: So .... happy ... finally ... life ... ends ... (dies)
Is this the end of Kathia and Kimi?! Are our friends going to go to heaven?! Or hell?! Is this the end of the incredibly short story?! How the hell should I know!! Keep reading!!