Espada Christmas Story
[Espada Meeting Room, Las Noches]
"My dear Espada, I have summoned all of you today since I wanted to announced that we are celebrating Christmas this year in Las Noches," announced Aizen. Aaroniero raises his hand, in Kaien Form. "Yes, Novena Espada," said Aizen. "My lord, what is Christmas, exactly?" asked the confused Novena. "Good question, I will now explain it to you since you are new to Christmas, Kaname, please turn on the projector," asked Aizen, signaled hand to do so. The projector displayed images of humans celebrating Christmas.
"Gin knows very well about the Christmas holiday, so please explain, my dear Gin," implied Aizen. "Okay, Captain Aizen!" said Gin, as he brought out his teaching baton. As Gin explained on Christmas, images on it flashed on the screen, "Christmas is a special celebration when human Christians celebrated their Lord and Savior Birthday, Jesus Christ," explained Gin, "People usually celebrate by decorating their houses into the holiday colours which green, white and red, putting up a Evergreen known as the Christmas tree and decorated with ornaments, ribbons and such, having many delicious meals like eggnog, mashed potatoes and fruit cakes and the most fun of all you can receive gifts from the one and only Santa!"
Awkward silence as Gin waited for a response, "I guess you people don't Santa," sighed Gin, "Well I will explain, Santa Clause is a wonderful human that goes to everybody houses at night and gives them exciting presents." Szayel raised his hand, Gin pointed the baton at him in response, "Yes, ya question?" said Gin. "How come a human like that visits to everyone houses in one night? He must be a master of sonido to do that," asked Szayel. "Well, he can because he's some kinda of magical being that spread happiness in every way," answered Gin, filled with enthusiasm. Szayel however felt quite uneasy with that answer since he's a man of science and there's no such thing as magic but didn't tend to ask anymore question because of Gin's stupidity.
Nnoitra raised his hand, "Yes, what's ya question," Gin pointed his baton at the Quinto. "How the hell does this "Santa" able to break into people houses and get away with it and the people doesn't mind at all? Maybe he could poison their food or make hell of a mess at their living room?" asked Nnoitra, seemly unimpressed. "Nnoitra, Santa is a good guy, he will never do and I don't know the people just accept him being their houses," said frustrated Gin, "Anyway, any more questions?" No raised their hands.
"Okay, no more questions, Aizen you're good to go," said Gin finally. "Gin, Tousen and I have enjoyed our Christmas at Seireitei and decided to share this wonderful experience to all and since I am your Lord and Savior, I will grant the permission to celebrate Christmas together as one," said Aizen, joyfully. Coughing and shifting chairs occurs. "Since Santa can't reach here in Hueco Mundo, we will have a "Secret Santa" between the Espada, Privaron Espada, Fraccions, Exequias and other Arrancars," said Aizen, more coughing and shifting chairs. "Never mind I will give everyone a memo on that and on that Christmas party's date, for now you're dismissed," said Aizen finally. Every Espada got up from their chairs and walked back to their chambers."
Memo to everyone:
'Dear my fellow servants,
We will be celebrating Christmas this year and Christmas is a time to get jolly and happy to simplify it. Santa Clause is the most crucial part in Christmas, he is a human that gives everyone a present in one night (don't question it), since he can't travel all the way to Hueco Mundo we will hold an event called "Secret Santa" which you must give a gift to the person you wanted to give but you give him/her on the Christmas party that will be held in 4 days (that you give enough time to think at least…..) But the person you will be giving the present to will be selected in that star shaped box in the middle of the Throne Room, you must not take more than 1 name and you must choose honestly (or else we might electrical you*evil smirk*). Also you must all buy one gift for Gin, Tousen and I as it is a must. So Good Luck Shopping!
Your Lord,
Sosuke Aizen'
The first one to came upon the Throne Room was Starrk and Lilynette, Starrk seems want to get over this quickly. Later Ulquiorra came and a little while Zommari. Then, Szayel accompany by his Fraccions along with his older brother, Yylfordt. Then, Aaroniero and few minutes later Menoly and Loly. Harribel and her arguing 3 Fraccions. Grimmjow and Nnoitra along their Fraccions. Yammy and his pet dog, Kukkapūro. The 3 Privaron Espada and Rudbornn. Baraggan and his Fraccion carried him on his throne. Aisslinger and Demoura. Finally Nel and her brother-like brothers.
So now here's the questions: "Who's giving who?"