For best results, read with the "A Whole New World" scene from Aladdin open in a YouTube window.
I don't own Kingdom Hearts. I don't bear 411 shippers any ill will, I just needed a rhyme. I don't think Marluxia is effeminate either, at all, but it's fun to make jokes about...
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Directly addressing the reader, audience, or what have you, Marluxia is unaware of Larxene's presense as he sings.
MARLUXIA:
I don't act like a girl
Not even when I'm sexin'
Larxene up and not Vexen
For each other we despise
I don't act like a dame
Why don't you understand me?
These days pink can be manly
For it's worn now by tough guys
I'm not a girl!
I'm not a broad, I'm not a chick!
That I'd opt out of Larxene's pants
To talk to plants
(Larxene looks offended.)
Does not mean I don't have a-
LARXENE:
He's not a girl!
(Marluxia's in trouble and he knows it.)
No, he just screams like one when I
Get the blindfold and whip
And make him strip
One smack and he starts in yelping
MARLUXIA:
Quiet, Larxene, you're not helping!
LARXENE:
Sure, he has a pink scythe
Flower petals float 'round him
Men and lesbos may hound him
But they're in for a surprise!
He's not a girl!
MARLUXIA:
Sleep in your own bed tonight!
LARXENE:
Despite his grace and high-heeled boots
MARLUXIA:
You're a shrew, did you know that?
LARXENE:
Believe me, my mind is blown
By the testosterone
In the venom-loaded glares Marluxia shoots!
MARLUXIA:
I'm not a girl!
LARXENE:
Don't believe him, he lies!
MARLUXIA:
Plotting against our Number One
LARXENE:
This is making him horny!
BOTH:
The Organization to take
Does not a lady make
This no-one will argue when we're done!
MARLUXIA:
I'm not a girl!
LARXENE:
So prove you're not
MARLUXIA:
In private, though
LARXENE:
So lead the way
MARLUXIA:
Oh, ladies first
LARXENE:
That's what I said
MARLUXIA:
*spoken* ...then come get me.
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Go ahead, sing it. You know you want to.