So, I`ve seen Katara`s Journal and Zuko`s blog, but I've seen a note by Aang, so here it goes.
So, I guess this is a note, but guys don't normally write notes, so this is a MANLY note. Im
Supposed to do this for a school project, like a whole note in a bottle type thing? Anyway, after I get this
Stupid thing done, were all get bottles and then throw them into the ocean. I think it's the worst idea
Ever, because, why does the ocean need to be polluted even more? Im the Avatar, aren`t I supposed to
Be promoting healthy environment? That's not what my teacher says. "Well, Kuzon, (that's my cover
name) do you want a good grade or not?" well, duh, of course I want a good grade, but then she goes on
To say, "if you don't complete this assignment, ill send you to a boarding school!" so, I am forced to
Write this. Its not like somebody on a deserted island is actually going to pick this up. But, if you are on a
deserted island, and you have one wish, I'd suggest wishing for a boat, just sayin. Well then, would you
look at that! I`m almost done! It says on the rubric thingy that I have to tell about my parents and home
life too. My dad is Wang Fire and my mom is Sapphire Fire. My dad has a beard. So does my mom. I
from the fire nation colonies in the earth kingdom. I have a lemur named Momo, and a uhh, dog named
Appa. You know what my favorite food is? No, of course you don't, you`re a paper. Its Arbachi`s! You
can get penguin meat burgers, sea prune fries, and milkshakes. That's about it. Oh! I for got, I like to
bend elements. If your still on that island reading this, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID? USE YOUR WISH AND
LEAVE! DON'T WASTE HALF A MINUTE READING THIS LETTER WHEN YOU CAN GET OFF THE ISLAND!
One time, I met a nomad. His name was Chong. He was really dumb. He sang songs about the Cave Of
Two Lovers. He forgot most of it, but it went like this: SECRRET TUNNEL, SECRET TUNNEL, THROUGH THE
MOUNTIANS, SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL! AND DIIIIE. Yep, good Ol Chong. Drove Sokka,
erm, I mean Wang crazy though. Oh! And this other time, me and my friends went down the Omashu
mail delivering slides in a mail cart, and crashed into a cabbage merchant! I think you could hear him
"MY CABBAGES!" from Ba Sing Se!It was so funny! Well, I think I have enough material to at least get a B- so, bye!
Sincerely,
Aang/Kuzon.
P.S. IF YOU ARE STILL ON THAT ISLAND YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A SERIOUS CASE OF FOOT UP ASS. That is all xD
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