Autor's Note:
Please don't take this Fanfiction too serious or even serious at all. I don't want to offend somebody or something here. I just offend myself.

"Hey, know who I am? maybe not. Or do you? Meh, nope. Then I introduce myself. I am Miu-ChiChan, but please use Miu. Dare to use Miu-ChiChan! Thanks.
Gender: Female
Age: Secret
Real name: Secret
Hobbys: Secre... No, not really. I love writing Fanfictions! Espacilly far... No, lie. I just do if I think the idea is good or funny enought. I try to parody it a bit, but then it's a causal comedy or not. Normally I write about other things. Also I love to write about almost every topic for a Fanfiction, I don't really care what if the idea and writing is good.
Which Fanfiction I'm a bit or most proud of? That would be the German one. Super Smash Bros. Brawl NEXT. But it's not a masterpiece compared to my favourite Fanfictions.
Since it's Smash Bros. I'll answer you something about it, personal things. Favourite Smashers? Clear! Palutena and Dark Pit! They both are so super cool! Palutena is the best for me! She's so cool, elegant, strong... She's a goddess guys! Who wouldn't love her!? And Dark Pit is just a super cool angel! The coolest guy in videogame history! I don't care if he's a clone! He's the best male out of the...", I wanted to continue but then I heard a high pitched voice yelling:"Cut!"
I stopped and turned to him. He is my best friend out of them all-Pikachu! He tried to help me with my promotional video. That's why he wore a hat like a director wore it and had a megaphone in his right pawn.
Yes, Pikachu. He can be annoying sometimes but is still my friend since 4th grade. I hope you understand.
"You brabble too much about Palutena and Dark Pit", he told me. "Really? Did I?", I asked.
"Yes. Listen, the readers don't want that you talk too much. Just make it as short as you can."
"That was short!"
"You were about to let the 'Dark Pit Fangirl' out for five hours again. You could make a promotion for his Fanclub Miu."
"But I have to say somethign about him. You can't forbid that!", I yelled at him. "I can blondie. After all I'm the director", the electro mouse told me. "But I would understand if you talk 5 hours about me." "Why should I do that?", I asked him confused. "Because I'm the greatest person on earth. Mayn call me 'Pikachu the Great'. But you can just call me 'god' for short!"; he explained and showed himself off with a winnerpose of his. I just sighed and took the megaphone out of his pawns. Then I yelled in his left ear:"Earth to Pipika! A lot smashers here don't like you because of the attitude!" He held his ears. "Too loud!", he complained. "That's a lesson for you", I explained. "But if the shitty angel would say that you wouldn't flip out!", the pokémon yelled furious. "No fair!"
"If Dark Pit would say that it would be something other. Because it would be a fact."
"Then go to him and continue stalking him like everyday."
Suddenly I turned a bit red. How did Pikachu find out? Maybe he saw me when I researched some reactions of him in front of other people. I had very much fun while this and stalk him at least two hours per day. Also I got some good snapshots which I uploaded. Thank you Pittoo!
"Oh, I remember. Now Dark Pit is with Viridi. A meeting, right? I have to go now!", I yelled and ran off. "Hey! Wait! What about the promotion!", Pipika yelled to me but I didn't turn back to... What does Pit say? Oh, yeah. The yellow chip. I have business to do now!