All right, this is my very first fanfic. It's not going to be my best but I hope you like it.

Warning: rated T for language and slash(boyxboy). If you don't like slash, turn back right now.

Anyway slash fans, enjoy!

Ch.1 Kyle and Cartman weren't meant to be

Cartman was in his room and lying on his bed, looking at a picture. Normally, he would be watching TV, but he was too distracted to even laugh at a truck blowing up.

He looked at his picture which was taken of none other than Kyle Broflovski; the smart, caring, young Jew Cartman always had a fight with.

"God! Why do I love you?" Cartman thought to himself. He seriously didn't know why he was attracted to the boy he had fights with the most.

He figured out this strange infatuation when it was about two weeks ago, and Kyle called him a "fat ass". It was nothing different; in fact, it was the most common insult in the book, but Cartman somehow felt flattered by it. Since that incident, he came up with "Jew jokes" just so Kyle would give him a so called "compliment". Cartman was still anti-Semitic, but his jokes were meant to be playful rather than insulting.

He was feeling even happier today because Craig told him on Friday that Kyle was gay for somebody, and Cartman believed that it was him.

He thought to him, "You're going to be mine", while fingering the photo.

School started out the same on Monday with the fourth graders putting their books away. Cartman spotted Kyle at his locker and thought this was a perfect moment.

"Hi, Kyle," he said in an ironically friendly voice.

Kyle looked at him with an obviously skeptical look on his face. "What the hell do you want?"

"I just wanted to be nice."

"Dude, you've been acting sweet for awhile and I'm not buying it."

"It's not an act, Kyle. I want to say 'I love you' and be with you."

"WHAT?!"

"I heard Craig say you stared at another boy in a flirty way and I'm glad it was me."

Kyle looked like his skin was a mixture of both their gloves. When he returned to his normal state, he grabbed Cartman's arm and pulled him in the nearest bathroom.

"Why the hell would I be in love in you fat ass?!" Kyle screamed as soon as he found a stall big enough for both of them.

Cartman replied, "Craig knows his resources and saw you looking at a boy in class."

"It wasn't you!"

"Well, who was it then, Kahl?"

"Dude, I think it's pretty obvious who I'd stare at."

"But I don't know. Tell me Kyle, or I'll spread a rumor that we're going out!"

Kyle finally caved in and whispered the name in Cartman's ear adding a "duh".

Cartman burst out laughing and screamed, "OH MY GOD!! THE JEW'S IN FREAKING LOVE WITH STAN!!"

Kyle screamed backed "That's why I didn't want to tell you because you'd laugh your big, fat ass off!"

"That's enough fat jokes for the week, besides how are you going to win Stan? He's going out with Wendy."

"Stan told me yesterday that she broke up with him. I figured that if I give him comfort and support, he'd eventually like me."

"That sounds like a pretty stupid idea. Do you want my advice?"

"No!"

Suddenly the bell rang, telling the fourth graders to go to lunch.

"Damn it! I'm going to eat!" Cartman screamed.

"Screw you," Kyle replied, "you made me missed three classes!"

"Whatever, I'm not skipping a meal," Cartman said as he pulled Kyle to the cafeteria.

As they were exiting the bathroom, they saw Stan opening the door to enter.

"Hey, Stan," Cartman greeted quickly, as he continued pulling on Kyle.

Stan was left deserted in the bathroom, and all he could say was, "What?"

That's the first chapter! What did you think? Sorry KylexCartman fans, but this pairing isn't together. It's more of an introduction to the next chapter. Coming up, my favorite pairing as well as many others.