You never helped with my training,
You never will.
You taught me jutsu,
But only after your 'research'.
I hate your novels,
And you're like, 60 years old,
You're a perv,
Your hair is white and puffy,
You love Tsunade and sake,
And you toads smell like poo.
A/N: KAKASHI'S NOVELS ARE AWESOME!!!DON'T YOU DARE DISS 'EM!
Sorry about that…Happy Birthday Jiraiya!