(NOTE: YOU MUST READ THIS ONE FIRST, THEN THE C-3PO NEWSCAST)
The 11:00 acton news with Obi-Wan Kenobi
Co-anchor: Jar Jar Binks
Camera Man: Welcome to the award winning action news team with Obi Wan Kenobi and Jar Jar Binks…Here's Obi Wan.
Obi-Wan: Hello and welcome to the action news with Obi Wan and Jar J…
Jar Jar: Hi-do
Obi Wan: Yes (looks at Jar Jar like he is saying: don't do that again) today is George Lucas…
Jar Jar: on-undred-orf birf-day. :)
Obi-Wan: Jar Jar, don't do that again.
Jar Jar: Sordy. Ja Ja Binks, Okey-Day
Obi Wan: Yes, well. Darth Sidious was just voted CEO of DarthDonalds fast foods.
Jar Jar: Ja Ja Binks love a brisky morning munchin at DarthDonalds.
Obi-Wan: Today, Jedi master…
Jar Jar: Misty Window died.
Obi Wan: JAR JAR!!! It's not funny!!! His name is Mace Windu not Misty Window!!!
Jar Jar: Sordy.
Obi Wan: Well, N-E-Ways, The Gungans have been promoted from lower than a snake's belly to
Jar Jar: Lower than an ameba's belly…We really are climbing in society…
Obi Wan: (snikers) ummmm...Jar Jar… You got put to underwookie … *whispers* Silly Gungans
Jar Jar: Oh No!! Gungans get pasted!! Wesa in big doo doo dis time…Wesa gona die
Obi Wan: Well, any ways, on to the sports…Great podracing legend, Sebulba, got his leg, which he turned into an arm, cut off……Jar Jar… … HELLOOOOOO
Jar Jar: This is terribow…Gungans is gona die
Obi Wan: What ever…Jar Jar is having a break down… the Nemodians were cast onto to Ceti-Alpha 5 with Kahn…Hey wait a sec, were is the news cast script writer??? Ceti-Alpha 5 and Kahn are from Star TREK, not Star WARS!!! Shesh!!! Forget about the Nemodians…Jar Jar!!!
Jar Jar: WESA GONA DIE!!! CAN'T YOU FIGURE IT OUT!!!! AL THE GUNGANS WILL BE KILLED!! WESA NOT OKEY DAY!! WESA IN BIG DOO DOO!!!
Obi Wan: OH BROTHER!! The Wooki…………..We just go a telegram (they never improve technology for us news casters) from the Sith Training site…It has exoploded!!! I must be the news caster who would bring balance to THE FROCE!!! YIPEE!!!……….….JAR JAR!!!! SNAP OUT OF…..AAAAHHH YOUR CHOKING ME JAR JAR!!!
Jar Jar: Don't you understand!!! WWWWEEEESSSAAA GGGGOONNAA DDIIIEEE!!!!
Obi Wan:NO YOUR…UGH….NOT!!!! NOW LET GO!!!!
Jar Jar: Were not?
Obi Wan: NO!!! NOW PLEASE!!! LET GO!!!
Jar Jar: YYIIPPIDEE!!! OOOPPSS…SORDY…DIDN'T MEANS TO CHOKIE YOU…exsqueeze me.
Obi Wan: Thank you Jar Jar… Any way…Now that I am the news caster who brought balance to the force I…..Oh NO!!! The Sith Training Site was not exploded!!!CURSES!!! @!$% ….&@!%….$!@#….OPPS…:)…didn't mean to do that on the air!!!
Jar Jar: Now Yusa in big doo doo…Jar Jar Binks…Okey Day!!
Obi Wan: Shut UP!!!!! CAMERA MAN!!! TURN OFF THE CAMERA AND END THE NEWS CAST!!!
Camera man: Thanks for watching the 11:00 ACTION news…(now you know why we call it action news)
The 11:00 acton news with Obi-Wan Kenobi
Co-anchor: Jar Jar Binks
Camera Man: Welcome to the award winning action news team with Obi Wan Kenobi and Jar Jar Binks…Here's Obi Wan.
Obi-Wan: Hello and welcome to the action news with Obi Wan and Jar J…
Jar Jar: Hi-do
Obi Wan: Yes (looks at Jar Jar like he is saying: don't do that again) today is George Lucas…
Jar Jar: on-undred-orf birf-day. :)
Obi-Wan: Jar Jar, don't do that again.
Jar Jar: Sordy. Ja Ja Binks, Okey-Day
Obi Wan: Yes, well. Darth Sidious was just voted CEO of DarthDonalds fast foods.
Jar Jar: Ja Ja Binks love a brisky morning munchin at DarthDonalds.
Obi-Wan: Today, Jedi master…
Jar Jar: Misty Window died.
Obi Wan: JAR JAR!!! It's not funny!!! His name is Mace Windu not Misty Window!!!
Jar Jar: Sordy.
Obi Wan: Well, N-E-Ways, The Gungans have been promoted from lower than a snake's belly to
Jar Jar: Lower than an ameba's belly…We really are climbing in society…
Obi Wan: (snikers) ummmm...Jar Jar… You got put to underwookie … *whispers* Silly Gungans
Jar Jar: Oh No!! Gungans get pasted!! Wesa in big doo doo dis time…Wesa gona die
Obi Wan: Well, any ways, on to the sports…Great podracing legend, Sebulba, got his leg, which he turned into an arm, cut off……Jar Jar… … HELLOOOOOO
Jar Jar: This is terribow…Gungans is gona die
Obi Wan: What ever…Jar Jar is having a break down… the Nemodians were cast onto to Ceti-Alpha 5 with Kahn…Hey wait a sec, were is the news cast script writer??? Ceti-Alpha 5 and Kahn are from Star TREK, not Star WARS!!! Shesh!!! Forget about the Nemodians…Jar Jar!!!
Jar Jar: WESA GONA DIE!!! CAN'T YOU FIGURE IT OUT!!!! AL THE GUNGANS WILL BE KILLED!! WESA NOT OKEY DAY!! WESA IN BIG DOO DOO!!!
Obi Wan: OH BROTHER!! The Wooki…………..We just go a telegram (they never improve technology for us news casters) from the Sith Training site…It has exoploded!!! I must be the news caster who would bring balance to THE FROCE!!! YIPEE!!!……….….JAR JAR!!!! SNAP OUT OF…..AAAAHHH YOUR CHOKING ME JAR JAR!!!
Jar Jar: Don't you understand!!! WWWWEEEESSSAAA GGGGOONNAA DDIIIEEE!!!!
Obi Wan:NO YOUR…UGH….NOT!!!! NOW LET GO!!!!
Jar Jar: Were not?
Obi Wan: NO!!! NOW PLEASE!!! LET GO!!!
Jar Jar: YYIIPPIDEE!!! OOOPPSS…SORDY…DIDN'T MEANS TO CHOKIE YOU…exsqueeze me.
Obi Wan: Thank you Jar Jar… Any way…Now that I am the news caster who brought balance to the force I…..Oh NO!!! The Sith Training Site was not exploded!!!CURSES!!! @!$% ….&@!%….$!@#….OPPS…:)…didn't mean to do that on the air!!!
Jar Jar: Now Yusa in big doo doo…Jar Jar Binks…Okey Day!!
Obi Wan: Shut UP!!!!! CAMERA MAN!!! TURN OFF THE CAMERA AND END THE NEWS CAST!!!
Camera man: Thanks for watching the 11:00 ACTION news…(now you know why we call it action news)