Disclaimer: I do not own Victorious!
A/N: This is just something I'm going to update whenever the mood strikes me. I was actually thinking of doing a story like this for each of the characters. How does that sound to anybody?
Dear Diary, 4-2-11
You know, it's cold. In my room, I mean. I could go cut off the fan, but then I'd have to move… Oh, look! A butterfly! Oh, it's soooo pretty! Oh, wait, you can't see it because you're a diary. Awwwww…. I feel sorry for you…. You know, maybe you can see it! I don't know! Oh, look, there's a cat outside! What am I doing outside? But I'm not outside, I'm inside! Hey, I just attacked the butterfly! Oh, wait, a cat is an animal. I am a Cat. Never mind. Did you know that Jade is mean? It's true! She is! She told me I looked like something out of a magazine! Then she told me that meant I was flat and shiny. I was like,
"Ugh! You're mean!" And she was all,
"Yeah. Get used to it!" I was like sooo upset! And then later, Robbie pulled me aside and told me I looked like something out of a magazine! I was like,
"What? You're usually nice!" And he acted real innocent, like,
"It was a compliment!" I was all,
"Yeah, calling me flat and shiny is a huge compliment!" And he was all confused, like,
"No, I meant you looked beautiful!" So see, Jade was wrong! Oh, my wall is such a pretty shade of pink… I was thinking of painting it orange, but now I don't know. What do you think, Diary? Huh? Oh, that's right, you can't answer. I wish you could. You'd never be mean to me… did you know that in some countries, people actually eat octopusses- octopies- octipiesies- More than one octopus! Although I guess one person would only eat one… Also, people eat ants covered in chocolate! It's so weird! I think some people even eat…cats! I know people eat dogs. Are cats not as good as dogs? Although, I don't want people to eat me. I wonder why people juggle? It's so pointless. But it's so funny! I love watching jugglers! I'm glad people juggle. Did you know that my Uncle and Uncle asked me to come out for a visit again? It was fun the first time, but it was also kinda weird. I mean, I love Uncle Bobby and Uncle Johnny, but I'm not used to having two men tuck me in. Oh, well. Maybe I'll go. Maybe not. I can read the new Sky Store magazine if I go, without even having to hide it! You know, they have an alarm clock that looks like a mouse, and when it wakes you up, it goes "Squeak Squeak Squeak!" I've gotta get that! We are having spaghetti for supper. I know because I can smell it. Oh! My mom's calling me down for dinner! Bye, Diary!- Love, Cat