Chapter 1: First Year
"Remus Lupin!"
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"Remus!"
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"Stop ignoring me!"
"What do you want, Sirius?"
"Stop walking. I want to talk to you."
"Why would the coolest boy in our year want to talk to - and I quote - 'the freaky kid'?"
"I didn't mean it when I said it!"
"Oh, of course you didn't."
"I was angry at James because he wasn't listening to this theory I have about you."
"So you called me a freak?"
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"Aren't you going to ask me what it is?"
"What?"
"My theory about you."
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"No? Hmm... I'll tell you anyway. I think you're a werewolf."
"Y-you... you what?"
"Ha! I knew it. The pained-shocked look on your face gives it all away."
"I do not have a funny looking face!"
"Don't try to change the subject, Remmy."
"Remmy? Don't you dare call me Remmy."
"I'm serious, don't try it with me. I am the master of making excuses, and what you're trying to do right now is about the oldest trick in the book!"
"What book?"
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"Erm - what?"
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"Re-mmy, you're doing it again. Stop stalling."
"What?"
"I'm going to ignore that you just tried to changed the subject again and -"
"You acknowledged that I said something, which is not ignoring it."
"AND ask you again. Are you a werewolf?"
"No."
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"Liar! I know you are. I checked out a book from the library, and you show the same symptoms that are described in the book once a month, and then you miss two days of school. I know you're a werewolf. Admit it, Remmy."
"Stop calling me Remmy!"
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"Alright fine! I give up."
"Yes!"
"Stop, please. Yes, I'm a werewolf... It's my biggest secret and I could put people in danger, so - don't make that face! It makes me uncomfortable, and it's a bit creepy."
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"Please don't go blabbing it to everyone. I don't plan on making my condition public knowledge."
"Don't worry, I won't."
"Thank y- Why are you hugging me?"
"You just proved me right!"
"Please. Let. Go."
"Geez, touchy! Come with me so you can tell James. He's going to explode when he finds out I was right!"
"I'm sure I won't be welcome with your friends."
"Don't be silly! They'll love you. We'll need your brains for what we are planning on becoming."
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"Aren't you going to ask me what we're planning?"
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"No? I'll tell you anyway. We are going to become the best troublemakers ever to walk the halls of Hogwarts."
"And exactly how do I fit into your plan?"
"We need your brains! Our plans will all fail without your superior knowledge."
"Well, when you put it that way..."
"Come on, Remmy!"
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