There's a dalek in my bed
And the Dream Lord in my head
Cybers all over the room
Gas masked children in the pool
I smell like a minibar
Ianto's passed out in the yard
Fish sticks on the barbeque
This a hickey or a bruise?
Pictures of last night
TARDIS Database
I'm screwed!
Ah, well.
It's a blacked-out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled!
Damn.
Last Friday Night,
Yeah we danced on TARDIS top
And we took too many shots
Think we crashed but I forgot,
Last Friday Night,
Yeah, we streaked to Gallifrey
And got kicked out of the bay
And out of the universe
Last Friday Night,
Daemon hunting through the park
Sexy Jack is in the dark
He had a manage d' trois
Last Friday Night,
Gwen, she likes to shoot the guns
She always says that she can stop-op
Oh woah oh
This Friday Night
Do it all again.
Do it all again.
Do it all again.
Do it all.
Trying to connect the dots
Don't know what to tell the Doc
Think that Owen jacked my car
Rory Pond is on the floor
He's wearing Tosh's party dress
Rhys is under my arrest
Think I read River's book
That was such an epic look
Pictures of last night
TARDIS Database
I'm screwed!
Ah, well.
It's a blacked-out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled!
Damn.
Last Friday Night
Yeah we danced on TARDIS top
And we took too many shots
Think we crashed but I forgot
Last Friday Night,
Abzorbaloff is falling down
Adipose are on the ground
Then Axons are coming 'round
Last Friday Night,
There are angels in the park
Going hunting in the dark
Yikes! Tosh now got turned into stone!
Last Friday Night,
Eating dodgers till we drop
We say "We're never gonna stop"-op
Oh woah oh!
This Friday Night
Do it all again.
Do it all again.
Do it all again.
Do it all.
Amy Paw-ond, Amy Paw-ond, Amy Paw-ond, Amy Paw-ond, Amy Paw-ond, Amy Pond.
(Recorder solo played by the 2nd Doctor)
This Friday Night
Do it all again.
"POND!"
"Oh, crap."
A/N: This was supposed to be sung by Amy. And "POND!" was said by the Doctor, since, you know, the party pictures ended up on the TARDIS database. I don't think he was very happy to find his TARDIS trashed. Just so you know. Next chapter? What Katy Perry song should I do? Hint, hint. Nudge, nudge.