(NOTE: YOU MUST READ THE JAR JAR NEWSCAST, THEN THIS NEWSCAST)
The 11:00 action news with Obi-Wan Kenobi
Co-anchor: C-3PO
Camera Man: Welcome to the award winning action news team with Obi Wan Kenobi and...
Obi-Wan: Oh Shut up!!! I'm still a little bit fumed about last night with Jar Jar...I thought I brought balance back to THE FORCE...Any ways this is the 11:00 ACTION news with...ME (I never act myself on the news though)...and my co-anchor today is C-3PO...(Big Deal)
C-3PO: Hello...I am C-3PO Human Cyborg...
Obi-Wan: Ehh...who cares...
C-3PO: How rude.
Obi-Wan: Whatever. Anyways, in technology...the 11:00 action news company just gave all newscasters comlinks. (Now we don't need the telegram) The Droidaq Stock market is up by 5 points...so buy, buy, buy!! The R3 unit is in production and...3PO...will you speak sometime? I'll just push this mute button here and there you go...
C-3PO: Well Master Obi-Wan, I didn't want to be rude.
Obi-Wan: Oh brother...*whispers* English droids. They know nothing...OK...Onto the sports...Sebulba is in rehab for his broken leg/arm...Anakin Skywalker retired and has gone off to pursue the Jedi life...he will start his training, but the Jedi Council has fears because of his being to old and losing his mother...they think he is going to turn to the Dark Side...C-3PO...WILL YOU SPEAK????
C-3PO: Interruption and rudeness are not programmed into my memory.
Obi-Wan: OK!!! WHATEVER!!! The U.S.S Enterprise Crashed into the Vulcan Bird of......WHERE IS THAT SCRIPT WRITER!!! THIS IS STAR WARS...S-T-A-R W-A-R-S!!!!!! NOT STAR TREK!!!!!! *Rolls his eyes* NOTE TO SELF: FIRE THE ACTION NEWS SCRIPT WRITER AND HIRE GEORGE LUCAS...I HEAR HE WRITES REAL WELL...:) OK...C-3-P-O!!!!! SSSSSPPPPPPEEEEAAAAAKKK!!
C-3PO: I told you, interrup...
Obi-Wan: I heard what you said...I know what we can do...I will cue you when it is your turn
C-3PO: Why that is a splendid idea.
Obi-Wan: And stop being so proper!!!
C-3PO: But I am progr...
Obi Wan: !!!!!!WWHHAATTEEVVEERR!!!!!! You are programmed to be a silly British droid...
Camera Man: *turns camera to himself* we do not promote British discrimin...
Obi-Wan: Oh get on with it!!! Forget about all the disclaimers!!!
Camera Man: British discrimination...and this news broadcast is not owned by George Lucas, LucasFilm, or LucasBooks...*smiles*
Obi-Wan: *groans and says under his breath* note to self: FIRE THAT BLASTED CAMERA MAN!!!...Smoothly smiles...:)
C-3PO: How rude
Obi-Wan: SHUT UP!!!
C-3PO: Sir Obi-Wan Kenobi, this is not becoming of a Jedi Knight
Obi-Wan: I DDOONN'TT CARE!!!!...smoothly smiles again...:)
C-3PO: How Rude
Obi-Wan: Whatever...Comlink sale stats are: 1st place is the Lastel I2000minus; 2nd place is the Hyperdriverola basic model; and 3rd place is the Yeskia Comlink model 1000 (they go through a lot of models to get the right one). *Cues 3PO*
C-3PO: I can read over 7000 forms of communication, but not the language my script is written in.
Obi-Wan: It's in English *snickers* Let me see that...You have it upside down...Silly British
Camera Man: We do not promote...
Obi-Wan: *Jumps out of his seat, pulls out his light saber and slices the camera man in half* *turns camera to him self* We do not promote idiotic camera men concerned about disclaimers.
C-3PO: Oh my
Obi-Wan: *yells at 3PO* SHUT UP...*smiles into the camera*...you saw it first here on action news at 11:00, and now you know why we call it ACTION news. The action news is herby canceled until we find a competent camera man...In the mean time you can watch TONS and TONS of re-runs of everyones favorite show...THE LOVE CONNECTION!!!
The 11:00 action news with Obi-Wan Kenobi
Co-anchor: C-3PO
Camera Man: Welcome to the award winning action news team with Obi Wan Kenobi and...
Obi-Wan: Oh Shut up!!! I'm still a little bit fumed about last night with Jar Jar...I thought I brought balance back to THE FORCE...Any ways this is the 11:00 ACTION news with...ME (I never act myself on the news though)...and my co-anchor today is C-3PO...(Big Deal)
C-3PO: Hello...I am C-3PO Human Cyborg...
Obi-Wan: Ehh...who cares...
C-3PO: How rude.
Obi-Wan: Whatever. Anyways, in technology...the 11:00 action news company just gave all newscasters comlinks. (Now we don't need the telegram) The Droidaq Stock market is up by 5 points...so buy, buy, buy!! The R3 unit is in production and...3PO...will you speak sometime? I'll just push this mute button here and there you go...
C-3PO: Well Master Obi-Wan, I didn't want to be rude.
Obi-Wan: Oh brother...*whispers* English droids. They know nothing...OK...Onto the sports...Sebulba is in rehab for his broken leg/arm...Anakin Skywalker retired and has gone off to pursue the Jedi life...he will start his training, but the Jedi Council has fears because of his being to old and losing his mother...they think he is going to turn to the Dark Side...C-3PO...WILL YOU SPEAK????
C-3PO: Interruption and rudeness are not programmed into my memory.
Obi-Wan: OK!!! WHATEVER!!! The U.S.S Enterprise Crashed into the Vulcan Bird of......WHERE IS THAT SCRIPT WRITER!!! THIS IS STAR WARS...S-T-A-R W-A-R-S!!!!!! NOT STAR TREK!!!!!! *Rolls his eyes* NOTE TO SELF: FIRE THE ACTION NEWS SCRIPT WRITER AND HIRE GEORGE LUCAS...I HEAR HE WRITES REAL WELL...:) OK...C-3-P-O!!!!! SSSSSPPPPPPEEEEAAAAAKKK!!
C-3PO: I told you, interrup...
Obi-Wan: I heard what you said...I know what we can do...I will cue you when it is your turn
C-3PO: Why that is a splendid idea.
Obi-Wan: And stop being so proper!!!
C-3PO: But I am progr...
Obi Wan: !!!!!!WWHHAATTEEVVEERR!!!!!! You are programmed to be a silly British droid...
Camera Man: *turns camera to himself* we do not promote British discrimin...
Obi-Wan: Oh get on with it!!! Forget about all the disclaimers!!!
Camera Man: British discrimination...and this news broadcast is not owned by George Lucas, LucasFilm, or LucasBooks...*smiles*
Obi-Wan: *groans and says under his breath* note to self: FIRE THAT BLASTED CAMERA MAN!!!...Smoothly smiles...:)
C-3PO: How rude
Obi-Wan: SHUT UP!!!
C-3PO: Sir Obi-Wan Kenobi, this is not becoming of a Jedi Knight
Obi-Wan: I DDOONN'TT CARE!!!!...smoothly smiles again...:)
C-3PO: How Rude
Obi-Wan: Whatever...Comlink sale stats are: 1st place is the Lastel I2000minus; 2nd place is the Hyperdriverola basic model; and 3rd place is the Yeskia Comlink model 1000 (they go through a lot of models to get the right one). *Cues 3PO*
C-3PO: I can read over 7000 forms of communication, but not the language my script is written in.
Obi-Wan: It's in English *snickers* Let me see that...You have it upside down...Silly British
Camera Man: We do not promote...
Obi-Wan: *Jumps out of his seat, pulls out his light saber and slices the camera man in half* *turns camera to him self* We do not promote idiotic camera men concerned about disclaimers.
C-3PO: Oh my
Obi-Wan: *yells at 3PO* SHUT UP...*smiles into the camera*...you saw it first here on action news at 11:00, and now you know why we call it ACTION news. The action news is herby canceled until we find a competent camera man...In the mean time you can watch TONS and TONS of re-runs of everyones favorite show...THE LOVE CONNECTION!!!