Meowth : Da name is Meowth, as I am sures youse knows; yep, dat same talkin' Meowth dat works for da infamous Team Rocket ! I work with said villainy with meh two best friends - Jessie and James ! I knows youse watch us on dah TV, but youse far from knows everytin' about us ! Sos, ol' Meowth here will tells youse dah whole story… when dah camera ain't rollin' ! First, let meh tell youse about yesterday, before wes fell asleep…
"So tell me, Jessie, have you truly never thought of doing something else rather than working for Team Rocket?"
Surprised by his question, Jessie rolled over in their bed to face James. Today, they had yet again experienced another failure against those blasted twerps; but, that wasn't a reason to talk about quitting Team Rocket. Reluctantly, she answered him, knowing that the sooner James received his answer, the sooner she could sleep in peace.
"Well, when I was a little girl, I dreamt of marrying a sweet, handsome, and wealthy young man; that way, I would never have to work, and I would grow old and happy with him!" Jessie reminisced.
"Did dis prince charming 'ave lavender hair, by anys chance?" Meowth interjected.
"GRR! NO! Meowth! He did not have lavender hair." Jessie growled and then flicked Meowth's apparently invisible nose.
The room went silent after that. Incapable of sleeping now, Jessie moved closer to her partner and whispered to him seductively:
"But he does now."
By reflex, the young man smiled at his friend. However, as James thought more deeply about what Jessie had just said, he soon realized he didn't quite grasp what she meant.
"Wh…w-what? Now he does what?"
Jessie sighed deeply, attempting to hide her annoyance.
"Now he has lavender hair."
It was now Meowth's turn to sigh deeply. Humans had a really strange way to court another; or maybe it was just these two. Anyway, he really hoped that they would refrain from doing dirty "things" tonight, or else he'll get sick again. But the scratch cat quickly reassured himself when he heard James's last remark:
"Really? Same as me!" He said. "I sure hope he's nice and…."
Hearing that, Jessie lost her temper and kicked him.
"It's YOU! You dummy!" She yelled at him.
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