"Assassin. I think that's my favorite word," Duo mused against the hard chest of his lover.
"Wha-what?" came the bleary response.
"Assassin;" Duo repeated as he took his lover's hands and slid them down his own body. "You grab my ass," He rolled them over so he was now underneath looking up at confused eyes, "I grab your ass, your dick goes in, happiness ensues. Assassin."
An exasperated grunt. "I don't think I am ever going to figure out how your brain functions, Duo."
"All the more reason for me to submit myself to you for a lifetime of analysis. After all, you can't have analysis without anal." A grin and a grind upwards.
"You're incorrigible, you know that." A statement.
Duo took the time to look mockingly indignant. "I am not incorrigible. I'm horny."
"Is this your idea of foreplay?"
"Foreplay? No. Wordplay. I wonder though, do nuzzling and sleep constitute as aftplay? Hmm, okay. Then after aftplay - that sounds weird-"
"Duo..."
"-but I suppose you can do things before foreplay, so it stands to reason that you could do something after aftplay-"
"Duo."
"-So then after aftplay I could further demonstrate my proficiency for linguisti-Mmmm..."
"You talk too much."
Fin.
A/N: Okay, it's been a good decade since I've written anything, but this was rattling in my head all day and I felt it needed unleashing on the world. I originally thought this a 1x2, but decided it could just as easily been anyone so I returned that power to the reader. Hope you enjoyed!