EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
DONKEY
VS
SKUNK
BEGIN
[DONKEY]
ALRIGHT YOU SMELLY FAG, TIME TO RAP UP TO THE DEATH
YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SEX
YOU BEFRIEND A NINJA MONKEY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
I CAN USE MY HOOVES TO KICK YOUR ASS
YOUR SHOW IS BULLSHIT IT NOT EVEN REAL
YOU DON'T HAVE NAMES IT JUST A DAMN LITTLE ANIMALS
IF I WAS YOUR APPRENTICE I WOULD BAN YOU FROM THE VALLEY
IT EITHER YOU COMMIT SUICIDE OR JOIN THE NINJA MONKEY
[SKUNK]
WELL LOOK WHO TALKING I HOPE I DON'T GET BLAME
YOU LIKE TO MAKE SHREK A SHITTY HELL AS HE GOES INSANE
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A DOUCHEBAG WHO ACT LIKE PINKIE PIE
WHEN YOU WERE SWITCH WITH PUSS IN BOOT IT MADE YOU FUCKING DIE
YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT MY SHOW IS BETTER
I TRAVEL THROUGHOUT THE VALLEY AND GET ADVENTURE
I CAN DO KUNG FU BETTER THAN YOU
YOU WANT TO FUCK A DRAGON WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
[DONKEY]
OH THAT WHAT YOU THINK WELL YOU LOVE FOX
STEALING RABBIT GIRLFRIEND GO SUCK HIS FREAKING COCK
THE FAIRY TALES IS COOLER AND BETTER THAN YOURS
IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT I KNOW IS THAT FIONA IS A HORDE
MY MOVIE IS BETTER YOU JUST FART ALL THE TIME
YOU COULDN'T CONTROL IT JUST LIKE YOU'RE A FUCKING SLIME
YOU CRY FOR A CAKE AFTER IT WAY DESTROYED
WHEN THE NINJA MONKEY KILLED IT IT WAS SO FUCKING JOY
[SKUNK]
TALK ABOUT FOOD THAT WHAT YOU THINK IS WRONG
YOU THINK I'M CRAZY WELL YOU SING A FUCKING SONG
YOU ARE WORST THAN PINKIE PIE YOU ARE MORE LIKE SPONGEBOB
THE FAIRY TALES SUCK IT MORE OF A BLOB
YOU LIVING IN THE SWAMP IT SO DEGRADING
THE ONLY ONE IS DAMN BETTER IS THE VALLEY
I DON'T NEED YOUR BULLSHIT I'M GOING AWAY
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE GO TO FAR FAR AWAY
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE