Authors Note: First of all I do Not own Naruto or anything related to the anime (I wish I did though...T_T)! Second of all: don't get upset if you love Itachi (he is also one of my favorite characters) and find some things that might make him squirm if this were to really happen; the title clearly states what this is about. For those of you who are not insane about the Uchiha man I hope you enjoy this and get some laughs- I know I did! xD Also, number 25 is not my idea; I found it while taking a quiz on so do NOT sue me!

How to Annoy Itachi Uchiha in 31 Ways!

1. Send cute baby pictures of him to all male members of Akatsuki

2. Ask Orochimaru to explain in detail the birds and the bees to him

3. Call him "Weasel-chan" every time Kisame says his name

4. Put a plushy of one of his enemies in his bed

5. Bring an Itachi plushy with you and pretend that it's a Voodoo doll

6. Declare his Sponge Bob underwear as yours in front of everyone

7. Wear a Marx (fake eyeglasses, nose and mustache mask) disguise around him when he goes on missions and pretend that he can't see you making funny faces at him

8. Challenge him to "Mind Games"

9. Take all of his toilet paper and leave pads/ tampons in its place

10. Tape the most boring show known to man, label it "Scandalously," and leave it on his bed

11. Stare into his eyes and yell "Staring Contest" in his ear

12. Send him a boy on boy fan fiction (someone he actually doesn't hate would be perferrable) for his birthday

13. Laugh for thirty seconds every time he glares at you

14. Super glue a homing device to him and give the radar to fan-girls after charging them admission for the newest and only "Grab and Keep Itachi Game"

15. Tackle-glomp him whenever you get the chance

16. Put stuff in front of his bedroom door or lay traps for him and record every attempt. If he falls for a trap play it for his Akatsuki "friends"

17. Declare yourself an Uchiha and demand that he give you his eyes because you can't master your "Sharigan" eyes

18. Put a hat with a propeller on it on the top on his head and get a picture

19. Make him play Dance Dance Revolution on expert and on speed eight; say that his male ego depends on it

20. Pet his head and talk to him like a child

21. Glue racy pictures of Jiraiya on all his bedroom walls

22. Record the Gummy Bear song and play it whenever he enters the room

23. Nickname him "Pink-eye" or "Pinky-puff"

24. Copy this list and give it to Deidara

25. Send Kisame a DVD of Finding Nemo and label it "From Itachi"

26. Put fake Styrofoam dango balls in his ramen

27. Prance around in an Orochimaru costume

28. Replace his shampoo with lime green (or other bright and clashing) hair dye

29. Give him a hug, apologize for all your pranks, and put a "Squeeze My Butt" sign on his back

30. Get someone to knock him out and dress him in a chipmunk or other cute animal costume

31. Take all of his clothes and sell them to his fans and don't give him the money