I'm back! (applause sign lights up) Please enjoy! Number 10 is from starwarrior536, just so you know. 10 ways to piss off Yuffie
NO.10-Tie her up and dangle materia in front of her face.
NO.9-Tell her that watching Naruto will not help her become a better ninja.
NO.8- ...Nor will wearing an orange jumpsuit.
NO.7- Ask why her father can turn into a dancing version of the giant statue from the first Tomb Raider movie.
NO.6- Ask her what kind of self respecting ninja gets kidnapped by a pimp?
NO.5-Tell her that Vincent has a popular yaoi paring with cid.
NO.4-Ask her "if Wutai had become a tourist town, then couldn't you have stolen cameras and valuables rather than materia?"
NO.3-Tell her Tifa/Aeris has more fans than her.
NO.2-Tell her that Cait Sith is more popular than her.
NO.1-Threaten to take her to court for all the things she stole, (especially my materia during the Wutai side quest).
Hope it made you laugh! Oh, and about first threat being updated soon.... I LIED!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!! Not really, I'm just really busy writing a script. I still take requests if anyone is curious.