Just An Ordinary Day

Planet Mobius, a wondrous world filled with beauty and excitement. It has almost an unlimited number of colorful places and people alike. One such place is Station Square, a large city where lots of happenings occur. Near said city is a well known large tower. Said tower is 6 stories high. It had chrome walls and was covered by blue panel windows and finally, the large blue letters S and H on it. It was where the guardians of the world lived, the famed Sonic Heroes, lived, lead by Sonic the Hedgehog himself.. They were a diverse group of conflicting species and personalities. They faced many challenges with evil and even each other. But despite that, the were a family. One big happy, loving, caring...

Splash!

"GODDAMMIT, SONIC!", roared Knuckles the now drenched Echidna.

Yes, one big happy, loving, caring family indeed.

He had just opened the door to his room which was slightly open. He saw Sonic walking from the direction of his room, but ignored him and the strange smile Sonic gave him. He swore to Chaos he should have seen this coming. Sonic and Tails were around the corner in the hallway of the scene, snickering. They high-fived each other, both yelling, "Awesome!". Knuckles had left his room to workout or whatever the fuck he does in his spare time when Sonic got a great idea: Open his room door slightly and place a bucket of "water" on it so when the Knucklehead walks in, he gets covered in "water". He could't do it alone so he had Tails fly him out of Knuckles' room window after he placed the bucket on top of the door. Needless to say, the prank went without fail, however there were always consequences for fucking with Knuckles. Sonic and Tails were laughing their furry asses off as Knuckles angrily stalked closer.

"Ahahaha! D-Did you-Did you see the look on his-his face?" Sonic said, doubled over in laughter.

"Yeah! He looked so shocked when it fell on him!" Tails laughed out, on his hands and knees, wiping a tear from his eye. The two of them laughed as Knuckles inched ever so much closer to them.

"I know! He just walked right in." Sonic chortled. He had no idea Knuckles stood behind him.

"Haha! Yeah, he had no idea it was..." Tails trailed off as he noticed a large dark shadow trailing over them. He looked up and saw Knuckles "uh Sonic..." Tails said worriedly.

"Hahaha! And he looked up and just sat there as it splashed him!" Sonic continued, not knowing red death was behind him.

"Sonic..." Tails tried to warn again but it was in vain."

"And he probably thinks its water!"

"WHAT?" Knuckles yelled in anger and fear hold Sonic by his neck. Sonic shot Tails a look.

"Tails, why didn't you warn me?" Sonic chocked out. Tails shot him "Fuck You!" a look.

"If that wasn't water in that bucket, what was it?" Knuckles demanded. Sonic had a sheepish look.

"...Piss...," he answered. Knuckles had a look of fear and shock and WTF written all over his face.

"Wha?...What?" Knuckles he asked.

"Chao piss." Sonic repeated. Knuckles left eye twitched. He smelled himself. "Don't bother. Chao pee smells like female perfume." Sonic explained. Knuckles raised his fist to strike Sonic, but Tails saved him.

"Knuckles, look! Someone is stealing the Master Emerald for the 19th time this week!" Tails alerted in mock worry. Knuckles dropped Sonic in an instant and burst through the wall declaring "You won't get away!". Sonic massaged his neck as Tails ran over to him. Sonic seemed fine...only his neck was twisted in a weird way. It jutted to the left.

"Sonic, are you alright?" Tails asked with concern.

"Do I look like I'm alright? Look at my neck! It shouldn't look like this!" Sonic began to turn his head, but when he did, a painful sensation ripped through him, forcing him to turn it another way. His head was now dangling from his shoulders. Tails' eyes widened. "Look at me! My neck shouldn't be bending like this." Sonic yelled. He turned his head again and a bone popped out. "See that bone? SEE IT?" Sonic yelled. Tails was seriously scared shitless now.

"I'll fix this, I swear!" He promise. Sonic crossed his arms and turned his head again, making it hang upside down.

"You better or I'll do something you'll never forget!" Sonic threatened. With that, he stormed off through the halls of Sonic Heroes H.Q. Many "What the fuck"s and "Holy shit"s were heard from anyone who saw Sonic. Tails sat there in thought.

"What does he mean by something I'll never forget?" Tails asked out loud.

Shadow the MOTHERFUCKING hedgehog was sitting at the dining table, drinking some coffee. He was looking out of the window watching the day go by. He saw clouds, the wind blow, some guy getting stabbed in an ally, the birds in the trees. One bird in particular was trying to "peck" his girl when he noticed Shadow starring at him.

"Hey buddy, the fuck you starrin' at, huh?" the bird asked him. Shadow didn't care for his tone and threw a Chaos Spear at him, ending him in an instant. The female bird was in mid-shock.

"What did you do?" She shrieked.

"Killed him?" Shadow said nonchalantly.

"I'm calling the police and having you arres-" Zap! Shadow didn't was time tossing another Chaos Spear, killing her too.

"I am the police...bitch." Shadow said. He was about to take another sip of his coffee when Cream's blue abomination, Cheese flew in and crashed into him, spilling his coffee. Shadow jumped up and yelped in pain as the hot coffee scalded him. He liked his shit, HOT! He glared at Cheese. He had fire in his eyes. No, seriously, that shit was burning his eyebrows. Cream ran in seconds later and gasped at what happened.

"Oh, Shadow I'm so sorry for Cheese's behavior. Cheese, apologize." She said. The chao muttered some sort of apology and bowed its head. Shadow seemed content with that, Cream could tell for Shadow was smiling.

"It's okay. It's just a little coffee, but remember..." Shadow said as his face changed into a deadly serious one. He grabbed Cheese by his neck and took out his pistol, "...I. Will. Fuck. You. Up." Shadow finished, jabbing Cheese in the forehead with the barrel of the gun on each word he said. Out of fear, Cheese shat himself and it landed on Shadow's shoe. Shadow was not amused. Cream snatched Cheese back.

"Sorry." she said sheepishly.

"Get that thing out of my sight before I shoot Amy!" Shadow ordered pointing his gun at Amy who had just walked into the room. She looked as confused and useless as usual. Cream nodded and left. Shadow watched them leave. When they were gone, he looked at Amy, smiled evilly, and slowly walked over to her. "Hey, Rose...You ever sucked a bullet?" he asked lifting his pistol.

Big the Cat was in his room on his bed with Froggy beside him. Big was currently trying to figure out how to tie his sandals.

"I know I can figure it out somehow." He declared with a look of determination. Froggy shook his head.

"Big, those are sandals you obese ignoramus. You can't tie them." Froggy informed. Big shook his head.

"You're just saying that because you can't wear shoes. Silly Froggy, shoes are for cats!" Big declared as he got back to it. Froggy face palmed. All the people in the world and that retard was the only one who could understand him.

"Cats, scratch that, all animals aren't even supposed to be able to wear articles of clothing such as footwear." Froggy said.

"You have to use your...IMAGINATION!" Big said as he moved his hands in an arch, causing a rainbow to appear. Froggy was considering explaining to big that what he had just done made him look homo, but decided against it.

Silver the hedgehog was walking down the hall at an angry and quick pace. He was followed by a desperate looking Blaze the Cat.

"Silver, I'm so sorry!" Blaze said. Silver didn't look at her.

"Save it." He said sternly as he kept walking.

"I didn't mean to do what I did." Blaze wailed.

"That's nice." Silver said sarcastically as he kept walking. Blaze jumped in front of him.

"But you have to understand, I was PMSing!" she said. Silver turned to her.

"I don't give a fuck! You do not claw at my face, randomly scream at me at dinner, set my fucking seat on fire, smash a plate of food in my face, kick me in the nuts, spill scorching hot water on me, and push me down the stairs, then come give me a hug and when I push you off, BITE MY FUCKING EAR OFF! I HAD TO SOW THAT SHIT BACK ON!" Silver yelled.

"I'm sorry! Rouge sold me some bad catnip." Blaze explained. Silver would've taken the time to tell her that she just changed her excuses but decided not to be bothered with.

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" he ordered. Blaze began to cry and ran off in some random direction. Silver then turned and saw Tails giving him a weird look. "AND WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT?" Silver yelled. Tails ran away. Silver began to stomp away. He didn't see Espio behind him as he was invisible at the time. Espio chuckled darkly to himself.

"Good...Good...Let the hate flow through you." Espio said darkly.

Now time for Awkward Questions with Tails.

Tails had walking into the main room and saw Sonic reading a book. Earlier, he had to preform surgery on the blue hedgehog to get his neck right. It was a success. Tails timidly walked over to Sonic. The blue dude noticed and smiled.

"It's okay, Tails. I'm not mad anymore." Sonic assured. Tails ran over and sat on his lap.

"Sonic...can I ask you something?"

"Of course little bro. Fire away." Sonic replied with a smile. Tails looked in his eye and spoke...

"Can I be your slave?" The smile on Sonic's face fell off faster than he could run.

"...What?"

"Can I be-"

"Don't repeat it!" Sonic said pushing Tails off of him.

"I'm sorry its just, I need protection, and not the cheep, breakable kind condoms offer!" Sonic gave Tails a solid WTF look.

"Protection from what?" Sonic asked.

"Shadow! He wants to rape me!" Tails cried. Sonic's eyes darkened.

"...Not if I rape you first..." he muttered.

"What?" Tails said wide-eyed.

"Nothing!" Sonic said. Tails suddenly felt very uncomfortable and began to back away slowly. Sonic let out a sad sigh. He turned his head and noticed Vector by the front window, pacing quickly while look out of the window. "Vector what's wrong?" Sonic asked. The croc turned to him with an ear to ear grin that was freaking Sonic right the fuck out!

"I just smoked a whole bunch of crack!" he declared.

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