Hermione Gets Schooled
"I'm so sorry, Professor McGonagall. I really wasn't cheating on the exam today. I looked at Ron's paper to see how he was doing, not to copy him." Hermione pleaded.
"Well, Miss Granger, you can obviously understand how it could be misunderstood." McGonagall answered.
"Yes, Professor, but you know I would never copy Ron. Why would I? He isn't the brightest bulb in the bunch."
"Yes, I know that, but the board of governors does not, and I will have to report this to them you know."
"Oh please Professor, don't!" Hermione screamed, tears in her eyes.
"Well... maybe I could let it disappear, for a price," McGonagall looked Hermione over, a sexy grin growing on her face. "Take off you blouse Miss Granger."
"What Professor?"
"Take off your blouse."
"But Ron... he's my bo—"
"I said take off you blouse, or be expelled."
Hermione reluctantly began to unbutton her blouse as McGonagall watched in glee. Things continued on in suit for almost two hours.
Suddenly Dumbledore walked in.
"What's going on in he—. Ooo that bitch has got back! I'ma get in on summa this shyt!"
The next morning Hermione walked up to Ron and broke up with him.
She said, "Dumbledore is just more fun!" as she stalked off with her new pimp in his pink feather boa and white tuxedo.