EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
KIARA
VS
ZO
BEGIN
[KIARA]
ALRIGHT LITTLE PUSSY TIME TO KILL YOU THROUGH NINE LIVES
YOU OPEN YOUR PRESENT SO EARLY NOT FINE
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE NO BETTER KITTENS
YOU JUST LIKE FUCKING SPORT IT SO NOT DELICIOUS
YOUR SHOW REALLY SUCK GO HOME AND DIE
IT JUST HAVE DAMN BABY STUFF NO SUICIDE
MINE IS BETTER IT HAD MORE ACTION
I'LL GET MY BROTHER LION TO ROAR YOU OUT THE SHIT
[ZO]
OH DON'T GET COCKY OR SHOULD I SAY VAGINA
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL AS A SISTER WELL DUH
YOU'RE WAY TOO BOSSY AS YOU WERE A QUEEN
YOU WANT TO FUCK KOVU, BUT HE'S BLACK AS YOU SEE
I THINK YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER YOU WANNA KNOW WHY
YOU LOOK FATTER THAN YOU LOOK LIKE IN THE FIRST FILM ARRIVED
WHEN CLIFFORD COMES HE WILL KILL YOU THROUGH THE BONER
YOU SHOULD GO HOME WITH ALL OF THE PRIDELANDERS
[KIARA]
OH WHO ASKED YOU YO MAMA IS A DOUCHEBAG
BEING FRIEND WITH JORGE MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A FAG
WELL DON'T COUNT TO WINNING BECAUSE I WILL BE QUEEN
MY FIRST RULE IS TO BANISHED YOU FROM THE CITY
YOU THINK THERE WERE MONSTER LIVING IN THE APARTMENT
I THINK YOU HAVE A FUCKING CRUSH ON DAFFODIL THAT IS
GO BACK TO CATLAND WITH ALL OF THE KITTY
GO BACK TO MITTENS, SAGWA, SHEEGWA, DONGWA, MEOWTH, FIGARO, AND OPAL PEE
[ZO]
LET ME TELL YOU WHY I DON'T WANNA RAPE YOU LION
YOU'RE THE WORST ONE OF ALL THE FEMALE ONE I'M NOT LYING
YOU DISOBEY YOUR FATHER AFTER GOING TO THE OUTLAND
AND COPY ROMEO AND JULIET THAT A SHITTY STAND
GO TO HELL BECAUSE MY SHOW IS BETTER
IT DOESN'T HAVE BAD STUFF YOURS IS MORE CRAPPIER
GO HOME AND DIE YOU NO GOOD PRINCESS
WHEN KOVU COMES ALONG THEN IT TIME FOR YOU TO HAVE SEX
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE