Edit: This story sucks because I wrote it when I was fourteen. But it's funny if you like making fun of Sue stories. I tested Jessie and she got a 103. I ought to throw her away, but it's too funny. Anyhow, go read Tome of Lineage if you want something good without being crap. Read this if you wanna laugh at crappy writing.
Hullo, peopleses. It's me. Anyone who knows my work already probably read my Zelda stuff. TY to all of you who are reading because you liked my other work. You at least make me feel special and have no need to worry about my many minions and allies.
For those of you who are new, I am Jessie, overlord of birds, Brownies, and socks, and I have powerful allies in the cows and monkeys. And good news to my loyal- fans, for lack of a better word- I am almost in with the frogs and toads too! I talked to Don Gero. If you are not familiar with Don Gero because you do not play Zelda then I apologize for your confusion.
Actually, if you are confused because you do not play Zelda then shame on you! SHAME! Be careful I don't set Mir on you!
But, this fic is not about Zelda. No, my chara and brainchild, Jessie, has left the land of Hyrule. She went to a couple of other places too, but I'm nowhere near done with those fics. For now we're putting her in Mushroom Kingdom.
There should be two more fics before this one, but one really sucks and the other, sadly, has not been written. Sigh This fic and any following it may not make as much sense as they could if you don't know, at least, what happened in those fanfics that will eventually make it here. Until that glorious day comes, you will have to live with the abridged version.
All right, although you all first met Jessie in Hyrule, she is, in fact, from Mushroom Kingdom. She and this kid Ian both are, but when they were one there was a pipe outbreak and all these pipes appeared out of nowhere and no one knew where they went. Unfortunately the two toddlers both managed to slip out of the watchful eye of their family and crawled into pipes disappearing for, uh, counts on fingers thirteen years!
Now, Jessie's the sister of Mario and Luigi. The last place she was in is a crappy little town in the real world. Anyway, one night her portal, a pipe, appears to take her out of the crap-tarded world that I, sadly, actually live in.
So, the pipe drops her in Mushroom Kingdom. really drops her. Like "pipe appears upside down in the sky and lets her fall to the hard ground and goes comatose" drops her. Fortunately the ground is in front of the Pipe House, where Mario and Luigi live (dunno why it's called that, but I remember my cousin Martin playing Super Mario RPG or whatever it's called and that's where Mario lived) and they take care of her till she wakes up. When she does, they identify her as their sister with this weird pink hat that is charmed to only go on her head and grows and shrinks so that it always fits (ick, you'll find out more detail when I write up the story).
Anyway, she lives normal with them for a few months. yada yada yada. Then the first smash bros. Tourney comes up and Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and Jessie go attend where, along with an old friend (Link) they meet this kid, Ian, which is weird because there were so few humans in Mushroom Kingdom (Mario bros and sis, Peach, Wario, Daisy, whom they haven't met yet because that's the way I want it to be --, same with Waluigi) (BTW: Disclaimer- I own none of these charas except for Jessie and Ian. Tourney, yada yada, finds out it's Jessie friend from several of the worlds she's been in, including Hyrule and Waldorf.! o But he doesn't know who his family is so he goes and lives with the Marios for a while and that's where we pick up with this story! Now read. READ! READ, I COMMAND YE!
Chapter 1: A Decision and a Picture
After they got back to the Pipe House, Ian stayed a while. His arm and Jessie's leg healed. A little more time passed, and Ian realized he wasn't making much progress with finding his place in the Mushroom Kingdom. Finally he told the Mario family that he would be going to look for his family.
"I can't just sit around and doing nothing anymore," he told them, "I have to find where I belong; my place; my family."
"Are you sure you can handle it?" Mario asked him.
"Yeah," Ian answered.
"Ian, traveling alone is dangerous anywhere," Jessie said, "What if you got hurt?"
"What other choice do I have?" Ian asked.
After thinking a few seconds, Jessie said, "I can go with you."
Luigi asked, "Are you sure, Jessie? Neither of you know Mushroom Kingdom that well."
"What if I got Yoshi to come too? He knows his way around, and I'm sure he'd love to help Ian!" Jessie elaborated.
"Jessie-," Ian started, but Jessie interrupted him saying, "Ian, you're my friend. I'm not going to let you wander around a place you don't know all by yourself. I wouldn't be able to forgive you or myself if you got into trouble. If you go, I'm going as well."
After some thought Ian said, "I guess you're right. You and Yoshi would be a big help."
"All right! It's a plan!" Luigi proclaimed.
Mario added, "Now all you need is Yoshi."
Later they sent a Lakitu to invite Yoshi on the adventure. A Lakitu is a goldish colored creature that flies around on a cloud. Sometimes they are evil, and sometimes not. It was responded to a day later when Yoshi appeared at their front door, ready to go. Jessie and Ian packed the bare necessities and were ready to go.
Then Mario told them he wanted a picture. "If you aren't back in three months, I'm posting this as a lost and found poster," he told them. And Jessie, Ian, and Yoshi left for their big adventure.
After a week had passed, the picture of the three had been developed. Mario and Luigi put it in a frame and hung it with some other pictures. Some pictures went back to when Jessie was a baby, some went back to when Mario and Luigi were babies, and some went back to when their parents were babies! As they admired some of the pictures, one of Jessie and another little boy with brown hair and girl also with brown hair and another boy with black hair caught Luigi's eye. Something about the brown-haired boy caught his interest.
"Hey, Mario," he said, indicating the boy, "Who's that kid?"
"That?" Mario asked, "That, I believe, was Princess Toadstool's little brother. Hmm. Can't remember his name."
"What happened to him?" Luigi inquired.
"He went into a pipe about the same time as Jessie. Peach hasn't told me he came back yet."
"Boy, he looks familiar," Luigi assessed.
"Yeah. Yeah, he does, doesn't he?" Mario agreed. They looked for a minute and then Luigi's eyes drifted back to the picture of Ian, Jessie, and Yoshi.
His eyes lit up into a bit of panic as he stuttered, "M-M-M-Mario! I think that's Ian!"
Mario too looked at the new picture and exclaimed, "Holy cow, Luigi! I think you're right!"
Damn, author's note longer than chapter. The rest should be longer but still... I would have made my summary a separate chapter, but I just decided not to. Why, you ask? Because I have that power, so :p I won't do an author's rant at the beginning and/or end of every chapter for the Mario stories because I already wrote them before I found this service and I don't think I need to interrupt every chapter because it was meant to flow together. Any questions you can put in a review or e-mail. I do not care which, but remember, if you don't respond I will not feel special and if I don't feel special I will sick my own armies or my allies' armies on you. Now I leave you until the end of the fic. Enjoy - or else --