Disclaimer:I don't own Harry Potter and sadly to say I don't own the term rabid flying mongooses.
But I can still say it, right? Am I right? Why don't you answer!!!
Any way here's the story.
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Neville chewed on his thumbnail. He created a mental image of Snape. He pitured it being crushed by a starved, insane, extremely heavy Erumpent. And after the massive bulk of the creature had flattened Snape, it could spear it's horn into him, just for fun, so it could see him explode. That sounded good.
He added this to the "get back at Snape" list he had started last Potions class.
1. Send rabid flying mongoose into office.
2.Get pet Erumpent, starve it, make sure it has mental problems, and sic it on Snape.
It was a pity he couldn't try any of these ideas, but it would be funny if he did.
Returning to the real world, Neville saw Snape was entering his office, to which Neville had been summoned. A couple other kids were with him. He thought he had pulled off his 5th year at Hogwarts pretty good. Up until then.
"Longbottom, I had no doubt that you would be here. You too Finkleburg." He nodded to a wiry, black haired boy, who, to Neville's surpise, answered with a smile that said "Hi! My middle name is trouble, you better watch out!" in big black letters.
"But you, Ceflin, I am surpised, I thought you weren't the mororonic idiot bonehead most of my students are." Snape said with not a drop of disappointment.
The girl Snape had spoken to hissed something under her breath. Under a tangled veil of mouse-brown hair Neville could see a tatto of a snake. She spoke up:
"Just tell us why you dragged us here. Is that OK with you O-great teacher? How shall we serve you?"
Snapes eyes shot fire at the girl, but when he spoke he was calm.
"As you know, all of you have disappointed one or more teachers in your studies. I have spoken to the other bonehead students with this problem, but you three have done the worst. Finally I have been given permission to start a wizard summerschool. You, the other students I have spoken to, and other morons from across the globe shall stay here all summer to have information drilled into your thick skulls."
There was a moments silence. Then there was a cold laugh. Neville turned around. The girl with the snake tatto was laughing. But what was the joke?
_______________________________________________________________________Duh-Duh-Dun Harry's a moron so I'm doing a Neville story. Review please
and eat pie.
But I can still say it, right? Am I right? Why don't you answer!!!
Any way here's the story.
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Neville chewed on his thumbnail. He created a mental image of Snape. He pitured it being crushed by a starved, insane, extremely heavy Erumpent. And after the massive bulk of the creature had flattened Snape, it could spear it's horn into him, just for fun, so it could see him explode. That sounded good.
He added this to the "get back at Snape" list he had started last Potions class.
1. Send rabid flying mongoose into office.
2.Get pet Erumpent, starve it, make sure it has mental problems, and sic it on Snape.
It was a pity he couldn't try any of these ideas, but it would be funny if he did.
Returning to the real world, Neville saw Snape was entering his office, to which Neville had been summoned. A couple other kids were with him. He thought he had pulled off his 5th year at Hogwarts pretty good. Up until then.
"Longbottom, I had no doubt that you would be here. You too Finkleburg." He nodded to a wiry, black haired boy, who, to Neville's surpise, answered with a smile that said "Hi! My middle name is trouble, you better watch out!" in big black letters.
"But you, Ceflin, I am surpised, I thought you weren't the mororonic idiot bonehead most of my students are." Snape said with not a drop of disappointment.
The girl Snape had spoken to hissed something under her breath. Under a tangled veil of mouse-brown hair Neville could see a tatto of a snake. She spoke up:
"Just tell us why you dragged us here. Is that OK with you O-great teacher? How shall we serve you?"
Snapes eyes shot fire at the girl, but when he spoke he was calm.
"As you know, all of you have disappointed one or more teachers in your studies. I have spoken to the other bonehead students with this problem, but you three have done the worst. Finally I have been given permission to start a wizard summerschool. You, the other students I have spoken to, and other morons from across the globe shall stay here all summer to have information drilled into your thick skulls."
There was a moments silence. Then there was a cold laugh. Neville turned around. The girl with the snake tatto was laughing. But what was the joke?
_______________________________________________________________________Duh-Duh-Dun Harry's a moron so I'm doing a Neville story. Review please
and eat pie.