The Cat and The Sith

by Tigerheart4

Set after the events of Paw Patrol, the cats of Foggy Bottom meet the Stormtroopers of Star Wars. Warning, lots of violence, Blood and explicit language lay ahead.

1. The Beginning

A star destroyer in a Galaxy Far Far Away, a portal appears out of nowhere.

Stormtrooper: "what the fuck is that?"

High Officer: " It seems to be a portal"

Stormtrooper 2: "Shall we explore it?"

High Officer: "Yes, Jump into hyperspace!"

Stormtrooper: "Will Lord Vader be proud of our conquest of a possible new conquest?"

High Officer: "I hope since he's on this ship"

Foggy Bottom 8:00 PM. The Star Destroyer bursts out of the portal and into the atmosphere .

Mayor Humdinger: "What the fuck is that?! Meow-Meow, investigate!"

Meow-Meow flies up toward the star destroyer.

High Officer: "Fire on that native aircraft!"

Meow-Meow gets shot down and destroyed by the massive star destroyer. Mayor Humdinger watches as Meow-Meow's scattered pieces fall to the earth.

Mayor Humdinger: "Fuck! I thought that would work!"

A shuttle flies down from the star destroyer. Vader steps out with his lightsaber ignited.

Darth Vader: "Nothing works against the dark side of the force"

The cats walk up to defend Mayor Humdinger. As stormtroopers run to stand with Vader. The two forces charge at each other with full force.

To Be Continued ...