"WHY SAM, WHY!?" Freddie yelled as he banged on the doors of the cabinet (to be used for the GUESS WHICH MORON IS BEHIND THE DOOR? sketch for iCarly) Sam had locked him in. "Ah, shut up, Fredalicia. At worst, you'll stop getting air and die. Big deal." She sat on a beanbag in the studio and pulled a peice of bacon out of her back pocket. "Delicious." she whispered before digging into it like an animal. "ARE YOU EATING BACON OUT THERE!?" "Yeah." "...BUT I'M LOCKED IN A CABINET!" "No chizz, Benson." "Can I at least have some bacon?" "NO!!!!" Sam held her bacon close to her chest, protecting it. "I'll break up with you." "You theaten to break up with me three times a week, nub. And funnily enough, you're still dating me." "And I question why I am every day." "And every day it comes down to the fact that YOUUUUU LIKE MEEEEEE." Sam chomped down on the last bite of bacon.
"I don't like you." mumbled Freddie, pouting in the closet. "Yes you do." said Sam, who was now searching the iCarly studio trying to remember where she hid her secret stash of snacks. "No, I don't." said Freddie defiantly. He was already in the cabinet, what more could she do? "You're rude and mean and you eat like a boy. Your laugh is grating and you delight in torturing me and anyone else around and you consistently fail in school. You always have dentention and you have no concept of morality, rules, personal space, or hygiene." Freddie huffed. "I don't torture Carly, I washed my hands last week, and rules were meant to be broken."
Sam shoved a cheese puff from the secret stash into her mouth. "YOU, Fredwina, YOU are nubbish, boring, and nerdy. You always follow the rules and you're a huge mama's boy. You always try to change me and you're so obsessed with tech stuff you can't see what's right in front of your face. You whine all the time about the dumbest chizz, and you're kind of a control freak at times." She put another cheese puff into her mouth. "SO SUCK IT." said Sam in a muffled voice. "Then why are we dating when we hate each other?" sighed Freddie. "No one else could possibly put up with us, Fredducini. That's why."