Serena: Hello again! This is my next chapter to An Awkward Story and An
Awkward Quiz show! I'd like to call it....*drum roll* An Awkward
Questionnaire!
Hiei: So we'll be on the streets asking random people random questions
and stuff?
Serena: Yup!
Hiei: Do I have to come with? You know I never want to.
Serena: Mmmm, this sure is great *emphasis* sweet snow!
Hiei: I WANT SWEET SNOW!!!
Serena: Good boy.
Yusuke: Can we start now?
Serena: Let's go!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Serena: Okay fans! Today we're going on the streets asking completely
random questions to unsuspecting people!
Audience: *crickets chirp*
Serena: DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!
Audience: *claps*
Yusuke: Hey, we need someone to stay here and manage the camera and
the T.V.
Kurama: *comes from backstage* I'll do it!
Yusuke: How do we know you're not just going to run off to the donuts
as soon as we leave?
Serena: Not to worry! I put a restraining order that says he can't
come 20 feet near them.
Audience: *throws bucket of rotten fruit and hits Kurama on the head*
YOUR SHOW STINKS!
Kurama: *looks in disgust* No UFFs (unidentified flying fruit)
allowed!
Everyone: WE KNOW ALREADY!!!
Serena: -_-### *very angry* LET'S GO!
*everyone except Kurama goes outside* *half of the audience has left*
Serena:*holds microphone* Okay, fans! We've found our first victim!
*audience stares at the screen*
Serena: *walks over to person* Hello! Can we ask a few questions?
Person, who is a big fan girl: Oh my gosh! IT'S HIEI!!!
Hiei: *is being chased by a fan girl* * cries for help*
*clothing rips*
*fan girl is satisfied and runs off* *Hiei comes out*
Rest of group: -_-U
Serena: You look like a mess!
Hiei: -_-# Remind me never to do this again.
Audience: HOW COULD THAT FAN GIRL HURT MY POOR HIEI-KUN!
Serena: All right.... next person. *spots random person* Hi! Could you
answer a few questions for us?
*Kurama is backstage eating a bucket full of donuts* MY PRECIOUS
DONUTS!!!
Serena: So, could you tell me *look at question, surprised* Umm, this
must be a type-o.... what color socks are you wearing?
Person, who is a boy: HUH?!?! Well, they're pink.
Everyone: *laughs hysterically*
Person: *walks away*
Serena: That was weird....*thinks about how she wants to kill the
person that made up these questions*
Kuwabara: Can I say the next question?
Serena: That depends. Are you the host?
Kuwabara: No.
Serena: Well, there you go.
*the same fan girl, along with a few friends, run out*
Fan girls: HIEI!
Hiei: *runs away*
*more clothing rips*
Everyone: *anime fall*
*everyone comes back to the stage*
Yusuke: *notices everyone, including fan girls, has left*
Hiei: MY FANS! THEY'RE GONE!!!
Serena: I thought you said you hated fan girls.
Hiei: Oh, right.
Kuwabara: Where's Kurama?
Yusuke: I told you this would happen! As soon as we left, he'd go
backstage on the all-you-can-eat donut buffet!
Serena: Darn that restraining order! KURAMA, THOSE WERE MY DONUTS!
Hiei: Is there a buffet for sweet snow too?
Serena: Um, yes! *whispers* Yusuke, you and Kuwabara go get the
buffet.
*Yusuke and Kuwabara get a HUGE truckload of ice cream*
Hiei: MY BELOVED, PRECIOUS SWEET SNOW! *opens the first bucket*
*notices that it is empty* YOU BAKAS TRICKED ME!!!
*Yusuke and Kuwabara are being chased by an angry Hiei*
Serena: Grrr....
*a fight is heard backstage* *a sword was unsheathed* *clothing rips*
*loud cries for help are heard* *bone breaks*
*Hiei steps out, dragging Yusuke and Kuwabara*
Serena: I hope you didn't kill them.
Hiei: Let's just say they'll be out for a while.
Everyone, except Yusuke and Kuwabara: *anime fall*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Serena: So? What did you think?
Kurama: You hardly did any asking.
Hiei: I WANT MY SWEET SNOW!!!!!
Serena: *hand Hiei a box of sweet snow*
Hiei: THIS IS LIKE PARADISE AT HEAVEN!!
Serena: -_-UU
Everyone: *waves goodbye*
Narrator, a.k.a. Baka: WAIT! THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!
Everyone:*anime sigh*
Hiei: So we'll be on the streets asking random people random questions
and stuff?
Serena: Yup!
Hiei: Do I have to come with? You know I never want to.
Serena: Mmmm, this sure is great *emphasis* sweet snow!
Hiei: I WANT SWEET SNOW!!!
Serena: Good boy.
Yusuke: Can we start now?
Serena: Let's go!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Serena: Okay fans! Today we're going on the streets asking completely
random questions to unsuspecting people!
Audience: *crickets chirp*
Serena: DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!
Audience: *claps*
Yusuke: Hey, we need someone to stay here and manage the camera and
the T.V.
Kurama: *comes from backstage* I'll do it!
Yusuke: How do we know you're not just going to run off to the donuts
as soon as we leave?
Serena: Not to worry! I put a restraining order that says he can't
come 20 feet near them.
Audience: *throws bucket of rotten fruit and hits Kurama on the head*
YOUR SHOW STINKS!
Kurama: *looks in disgust* No UFFs (unidentified flying fruit)
allowed!
Everyone: WE KNOW ALREADY!!!
Serena: -_-### *very angry* LET'S GO!
*everyone except Kurama goes outside* *half of the audience has left*
Serena:*holds microphone* Okay, fans! We've found our first victim!
*audience stares at the screen*
Serena: *walks over to person* Hello! Can we ask a few questions?
Person, who is a big fan girl: Oh my gosh! IT'S HIEI!!!
Hiei: *is being chased by a fan girl* * cries for help*
*clothing rips*
*fan girl is satisfied and runs off* *Hiei comes out*
Rest of group: -_-U
Serena: You look like a mess!
Hiei: -_-# Remind me never to do this again.
Audience: HOW COULD THAT FAN GIRL HURT MY POOR HIEI-KUN!
Serena: All right.... next person. *spots random person* Hi! Could you
answer a few questions for us?
*Kurama is backstage eating a bucket full of donuts* MY PRECIOUS
DONUTS!!!
Serena: So, could you tell me *look at question, surprised* Umm, this
must be a type-o.... what color socks are you wearing?
Person, who is a boy: HUH?!?! Well, they're pink.
Everyone: *laughs hysterically*
Person: *walks away*
Serena: That was weird....*thinks about how she wants to kill the
person that made up these questions*
Kuwabara: Can I say the next question?
Serena: That depends. Are you the host?
Kuwabara: No.
Serena: Well, there you go.
*the same fan girl, along with a few friends, run out*
Fan girls: HIEI!
Hiei: *runs away*
*more clothing rips*
Everyone: *anime fall*
*everyone comes back to the stage*
Yusuke: *notices everyone, including fan girls, has left*
Hiei: MY FANS! THEY'RE GONE!!!
Serena: I thought you said you hated fan girls.
Hiei: Oh, right.
Kuwabara: Where's Kurama?
Yusuke: I told you this would happen! As soon as we left, he'd go
backstage on the all-you-can-eat donut buffet!
Serena: Darn that restraining order! KURAMA, THOSE WERE MY DONUTS!
Hiei: Is there a buffet for sweet snow too?
Serena: Um, yes! *whispers* Yusuke, you and Kuwabara go get the
buffet.
*Yusuke and Kuwabara get a HUGE truckload of ice cream*
Hiei: MY BELOVED, PRECIOUS SWEET SNOW! *opens the first bucket*
*notices that it is empty* YOU BAKAS TRICKED ME!!!
*Yusuke and Kuwabara are being chased by an angry Hiei*
Serena: Grrr....
*a fight is heard backstage* *a sword was unsheathed* *clothing rips*
*loud cries for help are heard* *bone breaks*
*Hiei steps out, dragging Yusuke and Kuwabara*
Serena: I hope you didn't kill them.
Hiei: Let's just say they'll be out for a while.
Everyone, except Yusuke and Kuwabara: *anime fall*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Serena: So? What did you think?
Kurama: You hardly did any asking.
Hiei: I WANT MY SWEET SNOW!!!!!
Serena: *hand Hiei a box of sweet snow*
Hiei: THIS IS LIKE PARADISE AT HEAVEN!!
Serena: -_-UU
Everyone: *waves goodbye*
Narrator, a.k.a. Baka: WAIT! THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!
Everyone:*anime sigh*