:D Hiya! This is my first Twilight fan-fic, and it's gonna be random! (It is a phone call, in case you didn't guess, and the last part is them talking not on the phone.) It is set after Breaking Dawn. Here goes!
Ring ring. Ring ring. Ring ri-
Bella: hello?
Alice: Bella? How could you?!
Bella: Alice! What's wrong? What did I do?
Alice: it's what you're going to do…
Bella: wha? What am I gonna do?
Alice: you're going to…
Bella: get to the point, Alice.
Alice: YOU'RE GONNA WEAR GREEN AND YELLOW SHOES WITH A BLUE TOP!
Bella: so?
Alice: it's a fashion nightmare!
Bella: *sighs* good bye, Alice.
Alice: wait!
Bella: what?
Alice: I have foreseen….
Bella: oh, for heavens sake!
Alice: well, if you don't want to hear it then…oh hi Jacob!
Bella: huh?!
Alice: oh, never mind! I… said nothing.
Bella: okaaaay…
Emmett: ha! I can't wait to see her face!
Bella: Emmett? Why can't you wait to see my face? What's going on? ALICE! Where are you?!
Alice: uh… no where… and Emmett isn't here…
Bella: Alice…
Alice: um… did you know you can spell my name with the sign? Like lice. Oooh! Or bell! Or…roslie! jcob! Jasper!
Bella: Alice, we are talking on the phone. I can't see the sign.
Alice: did you know that there was a guy, and he cut off his toes and ate them, and when the paramedics arrived, he offered them one?
Bella: Alice, I'm getting worried. Are you ok?
Jasper: ok, we're ready.
Rosalie: you realise she will be angry, right?
Jacob: are you kidding?! She will love it!
Bella: Alice! Where are you!? What will I hate?! Alice!
Alice: all will be revealed! Take Renesme and Edward, and come to your cottage….uh, like, now.
Beep beep beep beep
****ten minutes later, at Bella's cottage****
Everyone except Bella, Renesme and Edward: surprise!
(A/N-they decorated Bella's house like Disney princess - for Renesme, of course)
Bella: no! Why! *falls to knees and sobs*
Edward: Alice…. *growls*
Renesme: I love it! Thank you so much! I knew you wouldn't forget my birthday!
Bella: *stands up* we got you a pony!
Edward: it's not our fault you were thirsty!
Jacob: well, there's a lesson to all of this. It just shows that were wolves are better!
Emmett: what?!
Jasper: I disagree. Strongly.
Rosalie: stupid dog.
Renesme: run Jake, run!
Dun dun dun! Soooooooooooo…… was it good? Or should I never write another twilight fan-fic again?! Go on, click the review box. It is lonely. (Don't worry, little box, they will click you)
Oh! Also, my brother told me about the toe-guy
(the dude actually fried them and put them in a sandwich!)
(toe-guy, not my brother )
Kay, byeeeeeee!
Peace, love and twilight from
Max in training