Okay, so this is my first NCIS fanfic, and it's completely pointless. It was inspired by Milkshakeby Trunks lil' sis.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from NCIS or the song Hey Ya. If I did, Tony would be in my closet right now.
Kate stepped into the doorway of Tony's apartment.
"Tony?" she called. When she didn't receive a reply, she raised her voice a bit. "Dinozzo!" Then Kate heard music coming from the bedroom. Curious, she wandered tentatively in that direction, unsure of what she would find inside. When Kate reached the door, she glanced inside. Doing a double take, Kate stared in horror at what she saw inside.
Tony was standing on his bed, dancing and singing (off-key, mind you) to "Hey Ya" by Outkast.
"Don't want to meet your daddy
Just want you in my caddy
Don't want to meet your momma
Just want to make you come-a…"
Kate rolled her eyes at Tony. Typical Dinozzo. Always making a fool of himself. Completely oblivious to Kate standing there, Tony continued dancing and singing.
"Hey! Alright now!
Alright now, fellas!
Yeah!
Now what's cooler than being cool?
Ice cold!
I can't hear ya!
I say what's, what's cooler than being cool?
Ice cold!
Alright!
Now don't have me break this thing down for nothin!
Now I wanna see ya'll on ya'll baddest behavior!
Lend me some suga!
I am your neighbor!
Ah! Here we go! Uh!
Shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it, shake it
Sh-shake it (Oh oh!)
Shake it like a Polaroid picture…"
Tony turned around and spotted Kate standing in the doorway, watching him. Tony stopped dancing and hopped off the bed.
"Kate…what the hell are you doing here?" Tony asked as he walked over to the stereo and turned it off.
"We have another investigation. Gibbs tried paging you…three times," Kate raised an eyebrow at Tony's pager lying on the dresser.
"Guess I missed it," Tony shrugged.
"Yeah, well, if you're done shaking your ass, Polaroid, Gibbs is waiting for us." Kate smirked, before turning on her heel and walking out of the bedroom. Tony grabbed his jacket, cell phone, and pager and followed after Kate. When they got to the front door, Kate turned to Tony.
"So, Outkast, huh?" Tony grinned.
"Well, we all got secrets, Kate. For example, Panama City…" Kate flinched, then hurried out the door.
"I get the point, Dinozzo." Tony followed Kate out to the car and got in.
'Thank God I got pictures of this,' Kate thought, grinning as she got into the car. 'Gibbs and Abby are going to love this!'