drcao malloy luvs hormone

Once upon a time der was a rilly beauatoful girl called Hirmine. Hirmine luvs this rilly hawt guy called Draco Malfoy. So one day hirmine was doing her spells and stuff cuz she was like a rilly nerdy girl, but she was also rilly hawt cuz draco was hawt to.

"Hirmine!" draco malloy said – "wanna bang?"

"ewwwww" hirmine said "that is like sooooo disgusting" but she smiled intelligently and draco came closer.

"u no u want too, hormone," he said

hirmine blushed and then Draco grabbed her and push her against the wall and they started frenching rilly passionately

one hour and fifteen minutes later ron 'weasel' came in

"OMFG hormone! What are you doing. With that mangy pureblud?!

Hormone drew away from her true luv

"OMFG I LUV DRCAO RONNNN" Hirmine said

ron said "no hormone I luv you" and he tried to snog hirmine but she pushed away and glared at him

Pthen draco got angry and he pulled ron up with his muscley arm and punched ron agin and again on the neck and said "don't touch ma hormone!"

"omfg drcao" hormone said and she also said "shall we continue?"

drcao smiled mischeivously at her and they continued frenching rilly rilly passionately over ron 'weasels' ugly body

THE END

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