Dry Bowser and Toadette showed up in fashion by riding a Koopa Klown Car, with there being audience cheers and applause as the two stepped out.
"Welcome to the show, where we Host the Most!" Dry Bowser and Toadette name dropped in unison as they reached their arms out.
"You might be wondering why we decided to do a talk show." Dry Bowser began as he brushed back his red hair, "Well, it's simple. It's because after all our adventures, we decided-"
"To rip off Space Ghost by going into the talk show business, just like him!" Toadette cheered as she twirled around.
Dry Bowser squinted his eyes at the cute pink clad mushroom girl. "You just had to steal my thunder, didn't you?"
"Well, we are both the hosts of this show," Toadette playfully teased as she bumped her hips into Dry Bowser, causing the boney reptile to break apart into pieces.
"...Somehow I can tell this show is not going to pan out well," Arceus stated in the control room.
"Oh, I agree. These idiots will never last a season." Gruntilda Winkybunion stated as she sipped some tea she brewed up with her magic. "This is just going to be another abandoned fanfic without reason.
"Come on, look at the positive side." R.O.B. interrupted as he moved his metal arms. "We should at least be getting more exposure, no?"
Arceus and Gruntilda eyed each other as they faced R.O.B., simply shaking their heads in response as Dry Bowser smacked Toadette across the back of her mushroom head after the boney reptile put himself back together. Toadette responded by blowing a raspberry at Dry Bowser, who just rolled his eyes at the immature gesture from the much younger co host.
"Guys, I don't mean to be a drag, but it's no use just staying silent. Where's the guest for this show?" Silver The Hedgehog butted in as he was doing the camera work. "After all, you know the rules. You can'r run a talk sow unless there's a guest present."
"Well... that's the thing." Toadette nervously giggled as she blushed, wrapping her arms around the abck of her head. "We spent all the money on getting this set, so..."
Dry Bowser placed his right boney hand on his face. "We couldn't afford it."
"But you could afford us!" Aria Meloetta sang as she was the singer of the Pokemon band.
"We're not cheap. Just quite affordable," Lumineon pointed out as she flapped her big butterfly like wings.
"And we provide all the entertainment on the show!" Cherrim exclaimed as she jumped about, until she yawned and went back into her dormant form, snoozing.
"We are quite entertaining, huh?" Vanilluxe stated with her smiling right face, before speaking with her left frowning face, "Who am I kidding... this show stinks."
"We didn't even start and already things are going down the tube." Dry Bowser grumbled as he tried adjusting the set desk. "It couldn't get worse."
Toadette farted loudly as her bassy gas blast echoed within the studio, with everyone except the flatulent mushroom gal and the Pokemon band complaining.
"Golly, I guess I shouldn't have gotten those burgers from that cute gassy blonde fat ass with the brown stained white dress!" Toadette giggled with an embarrassed blush as she fanned the air, releasing another thunderous tuba toot.
"...next episode, we'll have an actual guest. Promise." Dry Bowser stated as he pulled out a gas mask, despite the fact that he didn't need one since he was a friggin skeleton.
It was then that the Phantom Cruiser crashed into the studio set, crushing everyone as Space Ghost stumbled out, with the sound of an audience gasping playing.
"Damn it, did I miss the very first episode?" Space Ghost stated in dismay as he took a look around, not believing he missed his chance of being the first proper guest on a new talk show.