Frank's New Girlfriend
Chapter 1
It's a year after the gang's frat got suspended from the college. Everyone moved on. Frank doesn't drink that much, even though it's a bunch to everyone else. Bernie still has his smoking hot wife, and Frank has a new girl. The rest of the gang either moved out or died. The college kids that were in the frat got suspended for a week because of their involvement.
"Hey Bernie, I got a new lady, do you want to meet her?" Frank said over the phone.
"Yeah I guess," Bernie sighed, "she's not ugly is she. If she is ugly or fat, than get out of the damn thing while you still can."
"Of course not she isn't ugly, you think that I would go from hot to doglike? If you think that's the case, than you're fucked up." Frank replied.
"Well you do have that doll for awhile. I have to admit that fucking freaked me out. You don't still have that damn thing do you?" Bernie said.
"Hell no, I threw that thing out because it started to smell bad. And I ripped the head off because she was being a slut." Frank replied.
"Ok, I'm going to pretend like I didn't hear that. So how's your new lady friend?" Bernie asked.
"Well, she just got out of college. She was a Law student. She just started taking classes. Oh, her name is Katie. She's really wild. I can't keep her off of me. She's drinks almost as much as I do. She drank a six pack of Guinness without a problem. And then she drank a half a thing of Captain Morgan. Anyway, when are you coming over?" Frank replied.
"How about I come over at 2 tomorrow afternoon?" Bernie asked.
"2 is good." Frank answered.