PROLOGUE
Officer Chu stood at his desk, attending the criminal. "Pika pika chu pika chu chu chu" he explained in detail to the escaped unggoy scum. The unggoy had had enough however. "How do you like my sticky blue balls!" he screeched in rage and futility. However Officer chu had had enough to. "PIKA PIKA CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" he yelled as he attempoted to give a good cop bad cop style speech. However, it was too late. He had charred the unggoy with a powerful thunder attack, frying him to ash in a mere instant. "chu chu" he exclaimed sadly as hiis ears drooped in disapointment. It was then that Sergeant Ri-Chu walked in holding a Desert Eagle exprtly, aiming at Chu down its sights. "Alright chu, we made a pact with the covenant and now you broken it. TIME TO DIE YOU PIKA SCUM!". But the sarge, unlike officer Chu, did live out his childhood days on the dangerous streets of viridian forest. So Chu was ready. He suddenly pulled out 2 MA5-B assault rifles from his ghetto days, dual wielding them expertly as he mowed down ranks upon ranks of Ri-Chu the Raichus pichu privates. Suddenyl his guns ran empty on ammo, so he decided only one thing was left. He quickly picked up the dead unggoys corpse, wielding it like a mobster wields bribes and used its gas tanks to destroy the building. As he didnt look back at the epic explosion, he saw somethingi in the distance. Removing his sunglasses he whispers "mother of arceus..." It was a covenant ship, the very same that the tratorious Ri-Chu had made a deal with. His job gone, he made a retreat. But in order to defeat the massive covenant Supercarrier, he needed something. And he knew just where to get it. But first, he had to loot Ri-Chus corpse for the access code to the covenant ship. Walking back into the ruins of his once home, he grimaced at the sight of all the younglings he had slaughtered to make his escape. Finding Ri-Chus burned and mutilated corpse, he realized he was still alive. He quickly snateched the access codes and began to walk away. But then he heard the sound of hideous laughter, followed by the sound of a covenant phantom. Before he could stop them, Ri-Chu was gone and he knew he was going to return. He decided that as long as he was here he could use the computer to check the files. After hacking the mainframe, he discovered that it was the evil space demon warlord; Saddam Andler. But even worse, he dsicovered that one of his four heavenly generals had descended to the mortal realm, plotting to decimate the lands of kanto with the supercarrier. But Chu was ready. He had not spent his life learning the ways of master Roshi to let it go to waste. He had the power, the contacts, and the information. It was time. Time to avenge those the corrupt Ri-Chu had taken from him years ago. Time to defeat Sadam Andler once and for all.
Meanwhile...
In the depths of starkiller base, Supreme Leader Sadam Andler gazed upon his vassal general Hux. "Hux bring me Ri-Chu" He demanded. "It is time to complete his training."
In the depths of Andlers darkest dungeons, Ri-Chu was being fitted with his Knights of Ren armor. It looked like Kylo Rens but on a by pikachu i mean richu. As he stood up, he noticed something. He was half robot. He was now half droid, half pokemon. He would never forgive his most loyal officer for this, and he knew just what to do. He would make him scream...from laughing. He mad a vow that day, to tickle Officer Chu to death. What he didnt realize is that he was completely unhinged from his experiences, and would die. But he made a vow, and Sergeant Ri-Chu always kept his vows.