This story idea grabbed me by the throat and would not let go untilI wrote it down. Unfortunately I suffer from extreme writers block. So
you'll probably only see one other chapter. It'll be short too. I'm fleshing out the next part. I wrote all this a while back and though that maybe posting it would help me get some ideas from reviewers.

Planewalker at Hogwarst

The first thing he saw when he opened his eyes, were
reptilian red eyes, no little amount of insanity presided
there. The bald head they belonged to was a pasty
white, the skin rather dry and somewhat scaly
looking. Two slits were the nose should be and
thin lips drawn in a triumphant smile. The tall thing
before him wore long black robes.

He idly noted that they were surrounded by other figures
clothed in black, but their faces were covered
with expressionless white silver masks that left only their eyes uncovered. Being who he was, he reacted in

He idly noted that they were surrounded by other figures
clothed in black, but their faces were covered
with expressionless white silver masks that left only their eyes uncovered. Being who he was, he reacted in
what was for him a perfectly appropriate manner.
With a look of horror on his face he said the first thing that
came to mind. " You ... you ... like eww, haven't you ever heard
of moisturizers, or makeup. I mean talk about ugly!"
The world ugly was drawn out in a way only a teenager
could do. Completely unconcerned with the growing look
of anger on the red-eyed thin-lipped thing in front of him.

"You could at least take a cue from these other
dudes. They're wearing masks, so they must know that
hiding an ugly mug like yours is definitely a good idea,
although at least you're not a nudist, cos' that would
really be traumatizing.

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Okay this part is a teaser I won't expect ideas until I post the next part.

It's going to be from Severus point of view. In which things become clearer and you find out just who it is that has the nerve to insult the dark lord to his face. Oh, this is not Harry.